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» Beautiful but Bonkers
love hurts.
Years ago now i met a girl in the pub on a Saturday night, as you do. She wasnt particularly stunning but she wasnt bad, especially after a few pints.
She sauntered over and stated bluntly that she was lonely and wanted to know if i would go back to hers.
I had been trying unsuccessfully for hours to get myself some action then suddenly the girl of my dreams (alive and willing) serves it up on a plate.
Before i even finished stammering "Y, y, yeah, OK" we were in a taxi on our way to hers.
We got back to her flat and before i could say anything she pounced on me. A full on crazed and frantic blow job ensued. By this point i had no idea what had hit me, i was just going with the flow. Just as i was getting close to the finish post she stops, sits on the bed next to me and looks me right in the eye and says "I have a confession... i've got a boyfriend. He is in the next room"
"WHAT?" i said in a sort of muted whispering shout.
THEN SHE CALLS HIM INTO THE ROOM!! My heart sank and i began to get very nervous.
The boyfriend comes in and he is BIG. He was dressed in nothing but his dressing gown and he stares at me like im a turd on his dinner plate.
Then he flies at me and knocks me on the floor. He then proceeds to beat the living bejaisus out of me.
The girl on the bed who just seconds ago was making all my birthdays come at once was now sat there with a little vibrator going like the clappers and shes having a wonderful time. Boyfriend stops and then goes to help her out. I sat quietly on the floor unable to get to the door because the bed was in the way and did i already say he was BIG.
After they both had a screaming good time, (I have to admit this made me a bit horny) they told me to piss off and the boyfriend escorted me to the door.
It was months afterwards that i was talking to a friend of mine. He told me that he has heard about this woman and she is known for this kind of thing and does it a lot. Apparently she gets sexual satisfaction from seeing her lump of a boyfriend beat the cr@p of some poor horny unfortunate, in this case ME!
(Fri 17th Nov 2006, 14:43, More)
love hurts.
Years ago now i met a girl in the pub on a Saturday night, as you do. She wasnt particularly stunning but she wasnt bad, especially after a few pints.
She sauntered over and stated bluntly that she was lonely and wanted to know if i would go back to hers.
I had been trying unsuccessfully for hours to get myself some action then suddenly the girl of my dreams (alive and willing) serves it up on a plate.
Before i even finished stammering "Y, y, yeah, OK" we were in a taxi on our way to hers.
We got back to her flat and before i could say anything she pounced on me. A full on crazed and frantic blow job ensued. By this point i had no idea what had hit me, i was just going with the flow. Just as i was getting close to the finish post she stops, sits on the bed next to me and looks me right in the eye and says "I have a confession... i've got a boyfriend. He is in the next room"
"WHAT?" i said in a sort of muted whispering shout.
THEN SHE CALLS HIM INTO THE ROOM!! My heart sank and i began to get very nervous.
The boyfriend comes in and he is BIG. He was dressed in nothing but his dressing gown and he stares at me like im a turd on his dinner plate.
Then he flies at me and knocks me on the floor. He then proceeds to beat the living bejaisus out of me.
The girl on the bed who just seconds ago was making all my birthdays come at once was now sat there with a little vibrator going like the clappers and shes having a wonderful time. Boyfriend stops and then goes to help her out. I sat quietly on the floor unable to get to the door because the bed was in the way and did i already say he was BIG.
After they both had a screaming good time, (I have to admit this made me a bit horny) they told me to piss off and the boyfriend escorted me to the door.
It was months afterwards that i was talking to a friend of mine. He told me that he has heard about this woman and she is known for this kind of thing and does it a lot. Apparently she gets sexual satisfaction from seeing her lump of a boyfriend beat the cr@p of some poor horny unfortunate, in this case ME!
(Fri 17th Nov 2006, 14:43, More)