» Apparently I'm a sex offender

Mixed signals
So a couple of years ago, I was happily walking in no particular direction holding hands with a girl I'd just met. She was quite nice. I decide to cut through an unlit carpark on the way back to where it was we first met up, and she decided that she wanted to go the other way, past the police station. I reluctantly agreed after a while. (I didn't like the police station route because it's opposite a mini-chav populated "club")

I didn't think about it at the time, but now it was probably a bad idea to persist in going through a dark carpark with a girl I'd just met. I found out the next day she thought I was gonna rape her. Fucking ace.
(Tue 22nd Aug 2006, 19:01, More)

» Barred

Not exactly relevant, but...
In my... Local I suppose I'd call it, I've done the following:

-Thrown someone's hat up onto the barbed-wire roof.
-Purposely broken the fence while the landlord was staring at me from the other side of the carpark.
-Got caught (again by the landlord) drinking home-brought vodka just outside the doors, then going back in and not buying a drink the entire night.
-Pretended to be a bouncer at the entrance and not let people in.
-Gone on -quite loudly- countless times about one of the lasses who works there's MASSIVE norks.
-Been drinking there since I was 15 with a home-made fake ID.

I'm still welcome there. What a bloke... They still think I'm 3 years older than I am.
(Sun 3rd Sep 2006, 16:13, More)