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The nicest thing anyone has ever said to me is that I'm the most surprising girl they've ever met, although this was expressed in a "dear god woman why do you always scare me like that" sort of manner, which I chose to interpret in a more favourable way. 23, ADD, drink tea, like t'internets, or I wouldn't be on here. And I want an alpaca.
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The nicest thing anyone has ever said to me is that I'm the most surprising girl they've ever met, although this was expressed in a "dear god woman why do you always scare me like that" sort of manner, which I chose to interpret in a more favourable way. 23, ADD, drink tea, like t'internets, or I wouldn't be on here. And I want an alpaca.
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» Terrible food
Piiiiiiie!
My mum is an amazing cook, but is prone to experimenting with things no one should experiment with. She once made onion pie, a money-saving measure. I like onions, I like pie, this should have been great. But no. I don't know what she did with it but it should never have happened.
As it turned out, she could have saved even more money by not making anything at all - when we cut it open the limp onion slithered out and it looked like curls of dead white worms. It looked like it was all a slithering mass of maggots. My dad later likened it to when you cut open a cow (lived in the countryside, we did) and the intestines spill out. We all - even my mum - sat staring at it for a few moments, and then quietly retreated from the kitchen.
Hungry? Not nearly enough.
Although the worst cook would be my sister - love her dearly, but my fondness for her was severely tested when aged 7 she handed me a mug of her latest invention that she thought would be awesome. It was the closest I've come to death so far - hot chocolate and ketchup. Was so sick I missed a day of school - of all the days to miss, the last day of the year!
Woo, first post, bit crap.
(Fri 18th May 2007, 17:42, More)
Piiiiiiie!
My mum is an amazing cook, but is prone to experimenting with things no one should experiment with. She once made onion pie, a money-saving measure. I like onions, I like pie, this should have been great. But no. I don't know what she did with it but it should never have happened.
As it turned out, she could have saved even more money by not making anything at all - when we cut it open the limp onion slithered out and it looked like curls of dead white worms. It looked like it was all a slithering mass of maggots. My dad later likened it to when you cut open a cow (lived in the countryside, we did) and the intestines spill out. We all - even my mum - sat staring at it for a few moments, and then quietly retreated from the kitchen.
Hungry? Not nearly enough.
Although the worst cook would be my sister - love her dearly, but my fondness for her was severely tested when aged 7 she handed me a mug of her latest invention that she thought would be awesome. It was the closest I've come to death so far - hot chocolate and ketchup. Was so sick I missed a day of school - of all the days to miss, the last day of the year!
Woo, first post, bit crap.
(Fri 18th May 2007, 17:42, More)