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» The Dirty Secrets of Your Trade

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaar
My dead dirty secret of the trade is that "indian call centers" are actually in england, they just can't be bothered doing their job properly so they put on an indian accent!

*don't tell anyone!* :P
(Thu 27th Sep 2007, 15:09, More)

» B3ta Villain of the Year 2010

Simon Cockwell... i mean Cowell
For continuing to rape the soul of music year in year out.
(Sun 26th Dec 2010, 22:39, More)

» Why I was late

Sorry i'm late...
i hate being late, being a manager i'm supposed to set a good example, but it turns out that i have been late once in one of my previous jobs.

i was in bed and my mobile went off, i answered it half asleep, "WERE ARE YOU??? YOU ARE AN HOUR LATE!!!", it turned out that he didn't know that i had handed in my notice a MONTH before and that i no longer worked there, Twunt!

I hate being woken from my sleep, i'm like a bear, so i told him to "go f*ck himself!", felt good :D
(Thu 28th Jun 2007, 23:22, More)

» I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)

Rolling Sly Stoned......
During my teenage years i was a not very rebelious except with my music teacher, i never practised any of the instruments that i played, and half the time i didn't turn up to lessons, (luckily for me she hated me and liked it when i didn't turn up so she'd never report me playing truant). The final straw came when i turned up to a music festival to compete with other kids (most of which were considered child prodigies) completely stoned and out of my mind, to piss her off even more i won!!! and i made sure that all the other kids knew as well as my music teacher.

God i miss those days!!! :D
(Fri 20th Jul 2007, 21:29, More)

» Crazy Relatives

MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
I am the black sheep of the family, apparantely when i was born my extended family on my dad's side we're saying that my mother gave birth to the devil, and true to their word at the age of 10 i broke my older cousin's nose for looking at me weird, the cocky shit.

i am a much calmer person these days.

Length??? blood all over the place!!!
(Fri 6th Jul 2007, 0:38, More)
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