» The most childish thing you've done as an adult

Mr Coffee
Everytime I need to fart, I get my 2 and a half year old son to pull my finger. Has him in stitches "Daddy trumped!!"

Recent holiday to France, our local cafe where my parents have their house, the owner became known as Mr Coffee to my son. One day, Mr Coffee had cut his finger, and had put a plaster on it. Son noticed this, so pointed to Mr Coffee's finger "Mr Coffee hurt finger" so Mr Coffee hold out his finger. He grabs the finger and pulls it as hard as he can cos this is what Daddy does..... and then he loudly announces to the cafe "Mr Coffee didn't trump"

Try explaining in Franglais to all and sundry why the crazy English, including my mum and dad, have just pissed themselves with laughter......
(Fri 18th Sep 2009, 22:26, More)

» Professions I Hate

Teaching
I am a teacher......

All girls school

11-18 year olds

Amazing what stories they will share with you about what they did with boyfriend or for those who are liberated, boyfriends, and we have 3 lezzer couples who love telling all.....

I've now got a week off........and no wanking material!!!
(Fri 28th May 2010, 22:15, More)

» I don't understand the attraction

Paris Hilton
fugly, and just look at her knees...they are the work of the devil....
(Sat 17th Oct 2009, 21:26, More)