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28 year old architect... not bald
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28 year old architect... not bald
stuff what I done did do:
My Site
Me animations:
Carfire
Suicidal NEW AND UPDATED
Recent front page messages:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...... LET'S ROCK
click here for bigger version with rock soundtrack!
www.chasingparkedcars.com/muttallica.html
(and only 200kb)
(Fri 30th May 2003, 11:57, More)
click here for bigger version with rock soundtrack!
www.chasingparkedcars.com/muttallica.html
(and only 200kb)
(Fri 30th May 2003, 11:57, More)
Hand to Hand Paintballing
The cry came from the 15 year old marshall with the unhealthy obsesion with the military.. "Fix Bayonets!"
(Mon 2nd Sep 2002, 11:55, More)
The cry came from the 15 year old marshall with the unhealthy obsesion with the military.. "Fix Bayonets!"
(Mon 2nd Sep 2002, 11:55, More)
Best answers to questions:
» Best Graffiti Ever
in the cubicle of the shitter in the edinburgh uni architecfture dept
someone had used letraset to write "willy" and "bum" very neatly in impact 18 point.
also on the same wall
"leo sayer, what a player"
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 21:16, More)
in the cubicle of the shitter in the edinburgh uni architecfture dept
someone had used letraset to write "willy" and "bum" very neatly in impact 18 point.
also on the same wall
"leo sayer, what a player"
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 21:16, More)
» Stupid Tourists
in edinburgh.. american tourists
"why'd they have to put the castle at the top of the hill?"
"Isn't in neat they put the castle so close to the stores?" (this one is definitly real)
"Can I have the Sausage and chips.. but just the regular not the super".... chipper guy: "No dear.. that's supper* "
*scottish term for 'with chips'
(Thu 7th Jul 2005, 17:11, More)
in edinburgh.. american tourists
"why'd they have to put the castle at the top of the hill?"
"Isn't in neat they put the castle so close to the stores?" (this one is definitly real)
"Can I have the Sausage and chips.. but just the regular not the super".... chipper guy: "No dear.. that's supper* "
*scottish term for 'with chips'
(Thu 7th Jul 2005, 17:11, More)
» Mini Cabs From Hell
Free ride
Getting a dodgy cab back to his flat my mate told him where to pull over... "just there next to the police station" whilst they were getting the cash together there was a knock on the window and a policman telling them to be on their way, he wanted a word with the driver... they obviously didn't pay anything.
(Thu 27th May 2004, 14:35, More)
Free ride
Getting a dodgy cab back to his flat my mate told him where to pull over... "just there next to the police station" whilst they were getting the cash together there was a knock on the window and a policman telling them to be on their way, he wanted a word with the driver... they obviously didn't pay anything.
(Thu 27th May 2004, 14:35, More)
» Puns
Chinese supermarket
Once, in a pub that served chinese food myself and some mates saw the waitress carry some food past us. someone (i think it was sick_boy) observed that he really liked pak choi.
someone pipped up that they'd recently been to a chinese supermarket and that there was a wide variety of pak choi available, also bok choi and all sorts of choi you don't see regularly.
to which some wag suggested:
" so you were spoiled for choi-s then"
It was so bad it almost left a smell.
(Fri 6th Mar 2009, 11:37, More)
Chinese supermarket
Once, in a pub that served chinese food myself and some mates saw the waitress carry some food past us. someone (i think it was sick_boy) observed that he really liked pak choi.
someone pipped up that they'd recently been to a chinese supermarket and that there was a wide variety of pak choi available, also bok choi and all sorts of choi you don't see regularly.
to which some wag suggested:
" so you were spoiled for choi-s then"
It was so bad it almost left a smell.
(Fri 6th Mar 2009, 11:37, More)
» Pure Ignorance
Edinburgh silly tourists
"can I have the sausage and chips, but just the regular not the super"
"no dear.. that's supper*"
*meaning with chips in scotland
also the probably mythical
"why did they have to put the castle at the top of the hill" (when walking up the hill) and
"isn't neat how they put the castle so close to the shops"
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 12:53, More)
Edinburgh silly tourists
"can I have the sausage and chips, but just the regular not the super"
"no dear.. that's supper*"
*meaning with chips in scotland
also the probably mythical
"why did they have to put the castle at the top of the hill" (when walking up the hill) and
"isn't neat how they put the castle so close to the shops"
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 12:53, More)