Profile for hexachordal:
YO. I am Hexachordal, known throughout the land of B3ta as Hexy, and my profile got pretty much completely destroyed through repetitive abuse by B3tans *cough*Moohalaa*cough*Baldmonkey* so I've started fresh.
I am a musician by trade, and since all the cool kids are doing it, and you wouldn't want to be laughed at by them, you should BUY MY AWESOME ALBUM HERE!!!!!
TIME FOR SOME PICTURES OMGNOWAIYAYAYAYAYAY
This is what I look like:
And here are some cartoons I've gone done:
Part one: The journey - The present
Part two: The raid - The secret
*******
Scariest thread ever?
bumfish drew this for me, although I'm not quite sure why!
Frunt hath pixelised me!
the delightful *foof* hath drawn me!
Feanor drew this for me, because she's crazy and lovely:
Killerkitti vectored me:
Then she drew me as well!
(I think she must have a bit of a crush on me, but to be honest, who could blame her?)
The Mushroom did this very clever little interpretation:
Rappola did this:
And Comma dun gone do this:
I'd like to write a poem,
And ode to Hexachordal,
But since I don't know what one is,
These lines are just a dawdle.
Then Mushroom did a better one:
There once was a b3tan named hexy
Whose role on the board was quite flexy
But whatever the board
He was always adored
(In part, 'cos he's so fucking sexy)
I give this limerick 9/10, since it implies that I no longer exist.
My wildly coveted award from Cockweasle for GOOD SNARNS:
Cow Sunday:
My taste in music is totally better than yours:
Apparently I was the one who requested this badge was made, and naturally, it applies to me as well:
In other me being onlinefamous news:
And here's the post I made that (almost) kicked it all off!
I am a member of Team Lime!
And here's why:
I SURVIVED
...and contributed:
And er...
Recent front page messages:
Best answers to questions:
[read all their answers]
- a member for 6 years, 6 months and 25 days
- has posted 7592 messages on the main board
- (of which 3 have appeared on the front page)
- has posted 8943 messages on the talk board
- has posted 423 messages on the links board
- (including 88 links)
- has posted 6 stories and 10 replies on question of the week
- They liked 220 pictures, 25 links, 140 talk posts, and 9 qotw answers. [RSS feed]
- Ignore this user
- Add this user as a friend
- send me a message
HELLO YOU LOVELY HUMAN BEING
YO. I am Hexachordal, known throughout the land of B3ta as Hexy, and my profile got pretty much completely destroyed through repetitive abuse by B3tans *cough*Moohalaa*cough*Baldmonkey* so I've started fresh.
I am a musician by trade, and since all the cool kids are doing it, and you wouldn't want to be laughed at by them, you should BUY MY AWESOME ALBUM HERE!!!!!
TIME FOR SOME PICTURES OMGNOWAIYAYAYAYAYAY
This is what I look like:
And here are some cartoons I've gone done:
The Journey To The End, pages 1-8:
Part one: The journey - The present
Part two: The raid - The secret
*******
Scariest thread ever?
bumfish drew this for me, although I'm not quite sure why!
Frunt hath pixelised me!
the delightful *foof* hath drawn me!
Feanor drew this for me, because she's crazy and lovely:
Killerkitti vectored me:
Then she drew me as well!
(I think she must have a bit of a crush on me, but to be honest, who could blame her?)
The Mushroom did this very clever little interpretation:
Rappola did this:
And Comma dun gone do this:
I'd like to write a poem,
And ode to Hexachordal,
But since I don't know what one is,
These lines are just a dawdle.
Then Mushroom did a better one:
There once was a b3tan named hexy
Whose role on the board was quite flexy
But whatever the board
He was always adored
(In part, 'cos he's so fucking sexy)
I give this limerick 9/10, since it implies that I no longer exist.
My wildly coveted award from Cockweasle for GOOD SNARNS:
Cow Sunday:
My taste in music is totally better than yours:
Apparently I was the one who requested this badge was made, and naturally, it applies to me as well:
In other me being onlinefamous news:
And here's the post I made that (almost) kicked it all off!
I am a member of Team Lime!
And here's why:
I SURVIVED
...and contributed:
And er...
Profile Vandalisation by Gonzy
5 Facts of Hexy
- Hexy invented folk music before he was even born.Hexy played the character "Carlton" in Will Smith's The Fresh Prince of Bellair in season 4. No CGI was used, but the make-up artist won a grammy.Hexy, has Held Hands, ate Chinese Food and Watched Chinese food, all in in the same year.Hexy has royal blood in him, he gets weekly injections from the prince. This is funded by the Daily Mail, who wish to turn him into Diana, so they can interview him about what really happened the day she diedHexy has never had sex with Bionceé (or however she spells her name), much to her disapointment.
Recent front page messages:
This took me far too long.
EDIT2: I've just shown it to my mother, and she failed to see what all the fuss was about.
(Sun 25th May 2008, 23:02, More)
EDIT2: I've just shown it to my mother, and she failed to see what all the fuss was about.
(Sun 25th May 2008, 23:02, More)
Best answers to questions:
» I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)
I remember entering into the college battle of the bands with my ukulele...
I only fucking won.
(Sun 22nd Jul 2007, 6:46, More)
I remember entering into the college battle of the bands with my ukulele...
I only fucking won.
(Sun 22nd Jul 2007, 6:46, More)
» Your first cigarette
"ooh, look at us, we're soo cool, we've just collectively bought a pack of ciggies because we've just turned sixteen!"
said the kids on oor block. I, as an eighteen year old who had never smoked before, observed them from afar.
"here, hexy, try one of these!"
"try one? I smoke all the time."
"Do you? WOW OMG THAT'S SO COOL"
They give me a cigarette. I puff away nonchalantly and they look upon me with a look not dissimilar to the look you would give the knees of some bees. I do this for quite some time, all the while thinking 'hey, this isn't so bad!'
Cue two months later when I'm out at the pub with a friend of mine and she points out that you have to actually inhale the smoke. I do, and have to leave the room coughing.
woo, embarassing!
(Wed 19th Mar 2008, 23:49, More)
"ooh, look at us, we're soo cool, we've just collectively bought a pack of ciggies because we've just turned sixteen!"
said the kids on oor block. I, as an eighteen year old who had never smoked before, observed them from afar.
"here, hexy, try one of these!"
"try one? I smoke all the time."
"Do you? WOW OMG THAT'S SO COOL"
They give me a cigarette. I puff away nonchalantly and they look upon me with a look not dissimilar to the look you would give the knees of some bees. I do this for quite some time, all the while thinking 'hey, this isn't so bad!'
Cue two months later when I'm out at the pub with a friend of mine and she points out that you have to actually inhale the smoke. I do, and have to leave the room coughing.
woo, embarassing!
(Wed 19th Mar 2008, 23:49, More)
» Secret Santa
Our secret santa's in two days
Got home this afternoon and realised I hadn't got her anything. Couldn't be arsed to go out again, so I thought I'd write her a song. Nothing amazing, just a quick thing, record it on the ukulele and burn it onto a CD that night. The perfect lo-maintenance personalised present that they'd never forget.
Now here I am, four hours later sitting at my desk.
What the fuck rhymes with Rebecca?
(Mon 18th Dec 2006, 21:54, More)
Our secret santa's in two days
Got home this afternoon and realised I hadn't got her anything. Couldn't be arsed to go out again, so I thought I'd write her a song. Nothing amazing, just a quick thing, record it on the ukulele and burn it onto a CD that night. The perfect lo-maintenance personalised present that they'd never forget.
Now here I am, four hours later sitting at my desk.
What the fuck rhymes with Rebecca?
(Mon 18th Dec 2006, 21:54, More)
» The Dirty Secrets of Your Trade
I work for a telemarketing company
that sells copies of the Torygraph to unsuspecting members of the public. Problem is, if someone's nice enough to listen to you, they'll be readers of the Guardian anyway.
My point is, there's a thing called Consumer Cannibalism, I won't go into it now but basically it means that the more you read the paper, the more we charge you for EXACTLY THE SAME THING. So if ever someone offers you a newspaper, you're interested, and they ask you how often you read it, say 'ohh, about once a fortnight, if I'm lucky,' and they'll offer it to you for the cheapest price. Also, once they made the sale, they'll be fucking over the moon.
(Thu 27th Sep 2007, 23:46, More)
I work for a telemarketing company
that sells copies of the Torygraph to unsuspecting members of the public. Problem is, if someone's nice enough to listen to you, they'll be readers of the Guardian anyway.
My point is, there's a thing called Consumer Cannibalism, I won't go into it now but basically it means that the more you read the paper, the more we charge you for EXACTLY THE SAME THING. So if ever someone offers you a newspaper, you're interested, and they ask you how often you read it, say 'ohh, about once a fortnight, if I'm lucky,' and they'll offer it to you for the cheapest price. Also, once they made the sale, they'll be fucking over the moon.
(Thu 27th Sep 2007, 23:46, More)