» Accidental innuendo

Perfectly good excuse
And while I am posting...

My friend used to work at a recruitment agency. One afternoon one of his colleagues had a meeting with a candidate. Unfortunately they couldn't make it. But at least they sent a polite email explaining why:

-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent: 29 September 2006 10:34
To:
Subject:

I have an appoitment with you this afternoon at 4.30 I am unable to attend sorry for the short notice but I was rear ended last night and I am very sore today and unable to drive, or even sit properly

regards

Julie
(Wed 18th Jun 2008, 16:57, More)

» Accidental innuendo

Hot and sweaty
It was the hot summer of 2003 and I was playing my friend at pro-evolution on the PS2. I was getting very sweaty hands playing the game and my fingers kept slipping off the buttons.

After conceding yet another goal, I reached breaking point which I loudly and angrily expressed with the cry of:

"Fcuk my hot sweaty fingers!!"

To which my mate gave me a rather horrified look and politely declined.
(Wed 18th Jun 2008, 16:53, More)

» Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.

That is
an interesting final thought
(Thu 21st Aug 2008, 17:23, More)