Profile for Esme Weatherwax:
Hello. I am Maggie. I am25 26. I live in south County Kilkenny, Ireland. I am /talk's official resident potato-wog. I work for Dr Preference's Institute.
Pixel-Me by Frunt:
Dave Trouser made this:
BRING BACK NICE POEMS TO B3TA.
Flapjack wrote me this one:
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day
O lovely, fragrant beauty, Esme?
Well, no, you're not that great, but if I were
A bird, you know, I'd prob'ly let you lez me.
From the ever lovely Aardvark, for my b3taday:
Esme is an Irish queen
A maiden oh so fair.
Her eyes burn bright like dragon-fire
beneath her flowing hair.
Yes, she's the epitome
of elegance and grace.
But if you ever make her mad
she'll break your fucking face.
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Hello. I am Maggie. I am
Pixel-Me by Frunt:
Dave Trouser made this:
BRING BACK NICE POEMS TO B3TA.
Flapjack wrote me this one:
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day
O lovely, fragrant beauty, Esme?
Well, no, you're not that great, but if I were
A bird, you know, I'd prob'ly let you lez me.
From the ever lovely Aardvark, for my b3taday:
Esme is an Irish queen
A maiden oh so fair.
Her eyes burn bright like dragon-fire
beneath her flowing hair.
Yes, she's the epitome
of elegance and grace.
But if you ever make her mad
she'll break your fucking face.
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
» Picky Eaters
Muffins and Ice Cream and Pringles
Is all my friend Claire will eat. Seriously, she never ever eats anything else. For Christmas dinner she has ice-cream, and a muffin, with pringles for dessert. I dont know how shes not dead.
Also, my dad wont have garlic ANYWHERE near him.He can smell it from fifty paces, and goes nuts if he suspects any of us of eating it.
(Sat 3rd Mar 2007, 22:14, More)
Muffins and Ice Cream and Pringles
Is all my friend Claire will eat. Seriously, she never ever eats anything else. For Christmas dinner she has ice-cream, and a muffin, with pringles for dessert. I dont know how shes not dead.
Also, my dad wont have garlic ANYWHERE near him.He can smell it from fifty paces, and goes nuts if he suspects any of us of eating it.
(Sat 3rd Mar 2007, 22:14, More)
» Body Mods
Not very exciting
Ive had my nose pierced five times altogether. The first few times were done with a gun, when I was in school. I remember having to take out the massive earring they put in it and put in a tiny nose stud, so they wouldnt see it in school. I can still feel it scraping against the flesh, and it pumped blood.
It did actually heal..fucking amazing. Have my labret done now, all healed, yey! Want a medusa, but new job probably wouldnt be too mad about it.
(Fri 1st Dec 2006, 3:08, More)
Not very exciting
Ive had my nose pierced five times altogether. The first few times were done with a gun, when I was in school. I remember having to take out the massive earring they put in it and put in a tiny nose stud, so they wouldnt see it in school. I can still feel it scraping against the flesh, and it pumped blood.
It did actually heal..fucking amazing. Have my labret done now, all healed, yey! Want a medusa, but new job probably wouldnt be too mad about it.
(Fri 1st Dec 2006, 3:08, More)
» Debt pron
Debt Pron
I always think I have fucking awful debt til I think of my friend. She got a loan from the Credit Union of €800, off we went to town shopping, her purse got robbed, went off to the Credit Union and got another €800. Still think shes only €800 in debt...I doubt theyd give you free money..
Im FINALLY getting mine sorted, paid off bastard credit card mostly, have only 350 left on it, and got a credit union loan to pay off money-grabbing bastards Bank of Ireland, with half the interest rate.Also paid off car insurance in one go, which is a big relief every month. Wages are shite here, and im hopefully starting in a vet nursing job soon, which is less money, but fuck it its what I want to do. So prob be in more debt soon.
But God bless Credit Unions. They rock.
(Sat 25th Nov 2006, 18:29, More)
Debt Pron
I always think I have fucking awful debt til I think of my friend. She got a loan from the Credit Union of €800, off we went to town shopping, her purse got robbed, went off to the Credit Union and got another €800. Still think shes only €800 in debt...I doubt theyd give you free money..
Im FINALLY getting mine sorted, paid off bastard credit card mostly, have only 350 left on it, and got a credit union loan to pay off money-grabbing bastards Bank of Ireland, with half the interest rate.Also paid off car insurance in one go, which is a big relief every month. Wages are shite here, and im hopefully starting in a vet nursing job soon, which is less money, but fuck it its what I want to do. So prob be in more debt soon.
But God bless Credit Unions. They rock.
(Sat 25th Nov 2006, 18:29, More)