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» Top Tips
Don't want to give yourself a golden shower?
(Mercifully learned through observation rather than experience)
If you find yourself drinking heavily on a bus* on the motorway, and feel the need to relieve yourself into a cup, do not then empty the contents out of the window. The force of the wind coming in far outweighs the force due to gravity.
*Bus was privately hired, we weren't not cool enough to binge drink on public busses
(Tue 1st Jan 2008, 21:24, More)
Don't want to give yourself a golden shower?
(Mercifully learned through observation rather than experience)
If you find yourself drinking heavily on a bus* on the motorway, and feel the need to relieve yourself into a cup, do not then empty the contents out of the window. The force of the wind coming in far outweighs the force due to gravity.
*Bus was privately hired, we weren't not cool enough to binge drink on public busses
(Tue 1st Jan 2008, 21:24, More)
» Dumb things you've done
Back in my naive school days...
...I believed the words "admit it now and we won't mention it to anyone" from a teacher.
Short post = little willy
(Tue 1st Jan 2008, 21:46, More)
Back in my naive school days...
...I believed the words "admit it now and we won't mention it to anyone" from a teacher.
Short post = little willy
(Tue 1st Jan 2008, 21:46, More)
» This book changed my life
I'd have to say Of Mice and Men
It was the last book I've read properly (bar Harry Potter when it came out, and failing to finish LOTR ~hangs head in shame~). That was when I was doing GCSEs, and I really enjoyed the book, and didn't at all mind going over it, and writing about it (which I usually didn't like doing, I'm more sciency). Since then reading's slipped away from me. Sixth form brought more schoolwork to do plus a job at weekends, and the sudden ability to get served in pubs, and Uni's been more of the same. I really should get back into reading this summer..
(Sun 18th May 2008, 17:51, More)
I'd have to say Of Mice and Men
It was the last book I've read properly (bar Harry Potter when it came out, and failing to finish LOTR ~hangs head in shame~). That was when I was doing GCSEs, and I really enjoyed the book, and didn't at all mind going over it, and writing about it (which I usually didn't like doing, I'm more sciency). Since then reading's slipped away from me. Sixth form brought more schoolwork to do plus a job at weekends, and the sudden ability to get served in pubs, and Uni's been more of the same. I really should get back into reading this summer..
(Sun 18th May 2008, 17:51, More)
» Beautiful but Bonkers
angelica666
Surely preferring girls with larger/smaller breasts is no worse than you preferring shorter/taller men? Personally i don't really have a preferance, but i think the point needed to be made.
If it makes you feel any better you did jsut steal my b3ta virginity.
I'd make a penis joke here, but maybe breasts would be more fitting?
(.)(.)
(Wed 22nd Nov 2006, 16:11, More)
angelica666
Surely preferring girls with larger/smaller breasts is no worse than you preferring shorter/taller men? Personally i don't really have a preferance, but i think the point needed to be made.
If it makes you feel any better you did jsut steal my b3ta virginity.
I'd make a penis joke here, but maybe breasts would be more fitting?
(.)(.)
(Wed 22nd Nov 2006, 16:11, More)