» Beautiful but Bonkers

Anything that moves will do....
I was about 16 years old and was going out with this girl who was known to be a bit of a slapper. But let's be honest, when you're 16 if a rattle-snake with a festered asshole said it would sleep with you most guys would jump at the chance. In hindsight, a rattle-snake with a festered asshole probably would have been the better choice of partner.

Over the course of our 6 month *ahem* romance, she tried to stab me on three seperate occassions (once with a spoon???) and threw a wine glass at my head. That was the best one as about a month later I was looking in the bathroom mirror after a shower and removed what I thought was a bit of optical-snot from my left eye, turns out to be a very small sliver of glass.

Not only lost my virginity to her but nearly an eye to boot.
(Sun 19th Nov 2006, 23:29, More)