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» School Trips

Not the gearstick
Before GCSE's, a trip to France. We're being driven right through the centre of Paris in a coach, which being higher off the road than most other vehicles allowed us a 'different' view than most other road users.

Next thing, a girl screams and points at a car in the next lane over. Everyone turns to see some (literally) sweaty Frenchman leering up at my 13/14 year old classmate and giving his plonker a right old thrashing. Yes, he was driving through the centre of Paris, flys undone, with his oversized love-truncheon poking up like a evil red throbbing mushroom.

I seem to remember it took her a few days to get over that one.

Yawn... He wasn't sorry for it
(Thu 14th Dec 2006, 18:50, More)

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overheating
If your car overheats whilst speeding on the M1, don't pull over and check that "there's enough water in it" by opening the radiator cap. The resulting 12 inch fountain of super-heated water will mean a very painful journey to the next service station with your glowing hand held out of the window.
(Wed 10th Jan 2007, 12:41, More)