» Secret Santa

Anal Beads
I was once given some of these by a Secret Santa proving that it is indeed better to give than to receive.
(Mon 18th Dec 2006, 15:53, More)

» Being told off as an adult

Spaz
Once after a few beers I performed my world renowed spaz impersonation. This is extremely complex and involves all sorts of arm and jumper adjustment. Unfortunately some of the other pub inhabitants were less impressed than my friends who were rolling about the floor wetting themselves. A rather large fella appeared next to me and thoroughly remprimanded me, saying "my daughters in a wheelchair etc. you should think about that"

He had a point and I'd formally like to appologise.

Was fickin funny though.
(Wed 26th Sep 2007, 10:50, More)

» Where is the strangest place you have slept?

Bench
At some point during the eighties I celebrated the end of my O levels with a few friends and several cans of quality 'tramp approved' lager.

Post consumption we toddled of to Slough high street on a quest for food. Just outside the entrance to McDonalds there was a bench which looked comfy.... I was woken at around 3 in the afternoon surrounded by Police and assorted onlookers concerned for my wellbeing.

Through circle of faces looking down on me I noticed the 1st floor window of previously mentioned fast food restaurant where my so called friends were sitting. Apparently they had been sat there waiting for a couple of hours to 'see what happened'

Bunch of camelarses.
(Tue 2nd Jan 2007, 11:52, More)