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(Wed 7th May 2008, 19:02, More)

» Nightclubs

Once I went to a nightclub.
I danced for a bit, had a sensible level of alcohol, and then danced some more, before a young lady started talking to me. She gave me her number and we're now good friends.

I danced well loads, got absolutely trashed, danced like an idiot. Then some really fit bird with massive tits came up to me and said "I'm really horny" and let me grope her tits. Then I said "Let's fuck" and we went home and had sex, which was really good, due to my absolutely massive cock. And all her mates joined in. And she was actually Amanda Holden. And I spuffed on her tits. AND IT WAS AWESOME.
(Mon 13th Apr 2009, 11:05, More)

» * PFFT *

Once, I farted,
it made a noise.

lol
(Tue 17th Jul 2007, 14:21, More)

» Common

People who mistake "normal" for "common"

(Sun 19th Oct 2008, 16:27, More)

» Pet Peeves

STOP MOANING AND HUG A KITTENS

(Wed 7th May 2008, 19:12, More)