» Other people's diaries

Not a diary but an interesting history.
My mother went out one day to the shops, like a normal mother would do. She didn't sign off the PC as she is practically computer illiterate, like a normal mother is. I looked through her history and saw she has visited some very mundane games sites, featuring things like solitaire, games a normal mother would play.

I also saw and then proceeded to click on a site which had 'swingers' in the URL, surely she had clicked on it by mistake, this is not a normal mother like thing to do?!. I was the only one that was mistaken. Handily her username and password filled themselves in automatically so I proceeded to look around, her inbox greeted me with such delights that the memories have been erased for my mind forever. I did find out that she likes anal, oral sex, voyeurism, s+m but is not into waterplay.

Then I saw it..that tiny link, the link that would scar me forever, it read 'Pictures'. Cue me staring at my size 20 mother in latex and a small forest....*shudders*. I viewed a variety of pictures including one of her with household objects placed where they should not be placed.



Kill me.
(Thu 1st Feb 2007, 22:24, More)

» Sleepwalking

I very recently returned from Leeds Festival
Where I was sharing a compartment for the weekend with a lovely gentleman friend I have been getting along with rather well.

Along comes the third night I was getting bored with the slow pace and suggested he take a subtance and soon find myself back in the tent, rather naked and bored as he tries in vain to finish what he started.

I find out he is a virgin and also wanks in his sleep...

not feeling or groaping, full on wanking.
(Mon 27th Aug 2007, 22:58, More)