» Dumb things you've done

bloody hoovers
i commit an act of sheer stupidity on an almost daily basis, so there isn't really one act that stands out too much, but i think 'riding' an upright hoover down the stairs and into my toughened glass front door was a bit silly. told the hospital i fell whilst tidying.
"at 3 in the morning?" came the reply.
also trying to use a set of peugeot lowering springs as homemade moonboots was also quite painful, although no trip to hospital was required.
oh, and never deliberately crash your old car to 'see what an airbag does' they feckin burn! and that powder bloody stinks.
(Fri 21st Dec 2007, 17:03, More)

» Dumb things you've done

value steak knives
after an afternoon/evenings drinking and smoking. i had a bet with my missus at the time that tesco value steak knives weren't sharp. now, being rather stoned, i didn't really feel how hard i'd sliced it, and then i saw the 'hole' in my arm. i never knew bones were kinda pink! massive blood loss+alcohol+drugs ended in me being rushed to hospital unconcious. had to have a blood transfusion and an operation to sort my arm out, 3bloody days i was in there.
i've now got a good 5inch scar across my right arm.
Still had to give her the tenner for the bet!
(Fri 21st Dec 2007, 19:40, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

random road sign
on a local road sign ,showing the way to 'walcott' mundesley' 'cromer' etc, some one has taken the effort to stick a black sticker with 'theo' on infront of the 'walcott'. random i know. what did happen to him?
(Tue 8th May 2007, 14:27, More)

» The Weird Kid In Class

g'day mate!
his name was phil, or 'abo' as he was called, he wasn't actually an aborigine, just half filipino and australian, unfortunaly, english teenagers can't really tell the difference! he was bullied alot and would regularily attack other kids and staff, he took to carrying two bricks in his bag for the pleasure of the people that kicked it. Scary bit was when he turned up at my house after hearing i had an air rifle,he just turned up with about 30 copies of landrover magazine (why i do not know) and a loaded handgun, i was worried to say the least.

my god did he stink aswell. 'stinky phil the crazy abo' last i heard he had moved to america.
then there was 'alan' he looked a bit special, and had a weird sideways walk and couldn't really talk too well, always had a briefcase with him, but never ever opened it. when they opened a new tesco store round here two years ago, i spotted him working there, apparently, one day he was stacking bread or suchlike when he stood up under the shelf, sparked himself out and laid unconcious for over an hour before he was found. wonder if he still has his briefcase?
(Fri 19th Jan 2007, 15:08, More)