» Old stuff I still know

When unblocking chicken soup machines
Be sure to use a 14B and not a 14F (a 14B doesn't even remotely look like a 14F) using a 14F will cause the next crew member to order chicken soup to get black currant cordial with blancmange and two creams and a sugar
(Tue 5th Jul 2011, 15:00, More)

» Wanking Disasters Part II

Not exacty caught wanking
Sunday morning messing around online and decide that since I have nothing better to do then I'd have a nice long one.

So I'm sat there and have got the porn going getting into a nice rhythm when mid wank Mum sends us a facebook message so of course of have to stop what I'm doing and reply. I'm trying to keep it short so I can carry on spanking the monkey but she keeps going on about something inane. Finally get rid of her but by then the moment has passed and it just felt like a was wanking over my mum.
(Thu 17th Feb 2011, 14:05, More)

» Good Advice

It is a mistake...
....to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes
(Mon 24th May 2010, 8:32, More)