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Me, 27, Software designer, mountain biker

You paid attention during 86% of high school!

85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good show, old chap!

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» My first experience of porn

Sex Education
My Dad in all his wisdom decided that porn was the ideal way to teach me about sex. This involved him throwing a video at me and telling me to watch it and save any questions 'til the end.

Whilst I had no specific problems with this method I personally think he could've made a better choice with the particular title that he used.

Still, if he wanted me as a 12-year old to believe that fisting lesbians and watersports were the norm then he did a damn fine job. I salute you sir.

And so began a long career of porn.
(Fri 26th Jan 2007, 1:46, More)

» The Weird Kid In Class

Jason
One standout memory from secondary school was Jason, who in an outstanding display of crazy man rage 'chased' a number of people round the schoolyard on his knees with tears streaming down his face whilst trying to attack them with the most awesome and deadly of weapons....his shoes.

Never did find out what got him so upset.
(Fri 19th Jan 2007, 13:40, More)

» Strict Parents

Frankspencer
Vasectomy? I'd recommend a lobotomy.
(Thu 15th Mar 2007, 11:51, More)

» My Collection

Beer Glasses
I seem to have a compulsion to 'collect' any interesting beer glasses from the many drinking establishments I attend.

My biggest haul was a stack of 8 pint glasses down the sleeve of my jacket.

One day I'll get caught....

Woo! *pop*
(Tue 16th Jan 2007, 13:38, More)