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» Insults
Flange patter
Just search deep inside your own mind (a bit of alcohol helps) and you'll be amazed at what you can come up with, especially sat in pub with your mates.
Then when the time comes to use them you'll have a shitload at your dipsosal. Some might not be that insultive but worth a laugh.
Minge basket.
Buttock fusser (for the puffs).
Cockshine.
Cunt liquid.
Pomegranate pumper.
Budgie's elbow.
Cunt bunker.
It's just that some people are better at it than others cock froth.
(Sun 7th Oct 2007, 21:04, More)
Flange patter
Just search deep inside your own mind (a bit of alcohol helps) and you'll be amazed at what you can come up with, especially sat in pub with your mates.
Then when the time comes to use them you'll have a shitload at your dipsosal. Some might not be that insultive but worth a laugh.
Minge basket.
Buttock fusser (for the puffs).
Cockshine.
Cunt liquid.
Pomegranate pumper.
Budgie's elbow.
Cunt bunker.
It's just that some people are better at it than others cock froth.
(Sun 7th Oct 2007, 21:04, More)
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Pizza Guzzling
So you've just stumbled out of that last nightclub, it's 2/3/4/5/6/etc am, you've ordered pizza. You wake up next day with no roof to your mouth cos the bastard pizza's burnt it all.
Take the slice, turn it upside down, then take a bite - best done quick (difficult when you're battered) to stop any topping sliding off.
Voila! You burn your tongue instead, giving the top of your mouth a well-earned rest.
Or simply drink a cold beverage after every bite.
(Wed 24th Jan 2007, 17:15, More)
Pizza Guzzling
So you've just stumbled out of that last nightclub, it's 2/3/4/5/6/etc am, you've ordered pizza. You wake up next day with no roof to your mouth cos the bastard pizza's burnt it all.
Take the slice, turn it upside down, then take a bite - best done quick (difficult when you're battered) to stop any topping sliding off.
Voila! You burn your tongue instead, giving the top of your mouth a well-earned rest.
Or simply drink a cold beverage after every bite.
(Wed 24th Jan 2007, 17:15, More)