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You don't think there was a little too much gristle in the blancmange?
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You don't think there was a little too much gristle in the blancmange?
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» Will you go out with me?
Not sure if this is on topic, but anyhow ...
Roughly a million years ago, I worked for the same company as Mrs Onefish's sister & best friend.
Mrs Onefish worked for a printing company just down the road and often used to pop round for post-work drinks, so I got to know her to a degree.
Her printy employers owned a subsidiary which specialised in the finishing of the toppest of top shelf magazines, presumably enabling her to have some access to such paper based delights.
I arrived at work one morning to find a torn out magazine image of (in balmy pre-internet days) quite startling obscenity stuck to my monitor, with a note attached saying "Shall we go out for a drink?"
We've just celebrated our 15th wedding anniversary, and I love her more dearly every day.
Thank the Lord for Gutenburg.
(Fri 29th Aug 2008, 20:24, More)
Not sure if this is on topic, but anyhow ...
Roughly a million years ago, I worked for the same company as Mrs Onefish's sister & best friend.
Mrs Onefish worked for a printing company just down the road and often used to pop round for post-work drinks, so I got to know her to a degree.
Her printy employers owned a subsidiary which specialised in the finishing of the toppest of top shelf magazines, presumably enabling her to have some access to such paper based delights.
I arrived at work one morning to find a torn out magazine image of (in balmy pre-internet days) quite startling obscenity stuck to my monitor, with a note attached saying "Shall we go out for a drink?"
We've just celebrated our 15th wedding anniversary, and I love her more dearly every day.
Thank the Lord for Gutenburg.
(Fri 29th Aug 2008, 20:24, More)
» Nightclubs
Overheard by my sister
In the ladies at Jacksons (Cardiff) about 20 years ago.
"I can't wait till I gets home and has it. My fanny's dripping."
Not my grammar, the way it was said.
I love that place.
(Thu 9th Apr 2009, 22:57, More)
Overheard by my sister
In the ladies at Jacksons (Cardiff) about 20 years ago.
"I can't wait till I gets home and has it. My fanny's dripping."
Not my grammar, the way it was said.
I love that place.
(Thu 9th Apr 2009, 22:57, More)
» Advice from Old People
My Revered Father
Who is now quite elderly.
Once said to me:
"God may forgive your carnal excesses, but your mucous membranes never will."
Sound advice.
(Fri 20th Jun 2008, 17:43, More)
My Revered Father
Who is now quite elderly.
Once said to me:
"God may forgive your carnal excesses, but your mucous membranes never will."
Sound advice.
(Fri 20th Jun 2008, 17:43, More)