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on a similar note
I once fingered a fat baby spice lookalike on a sofa in ethos in enfield.
She had a really big sloppy fanny and i got all 4 fingers in up to the thumb.
(Wed 8th Apr 2009, 13:15, More)

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illegal immigrants
we'll turn a blind eye if you open a takeaway
(Wed 14th Oct 2009, 12:20, More)

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gardeners
tie your garden canes to a sturdy plant to keep them upright
(Wed 14th Oct 2009, 12:19, More)

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save money on expensive playstation and games
go to prison
(Wed 14th Oct 2009, 12:22, More)

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Ladies
leave your handbags at home, your vagina makes great storage for that emergency tampon.
(Wed 14th Oct 2009, 12:17, More)