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» Terrible food
Young and stupid
Brandy.
Cheerios.
Brandios!
Oh to be young and on the sauce at 9am again.
Was alright actually.
(Mon 21st May 2007, 18:13, More)
Young and stupid
Brandy.
Cheerios.
Brandios!
Oh to be young and on the sauce at 9am again.
Was alright actually.
(Mon 21st May 2007, 18:13, More)
» Best Graffiti Ever
Cash machines in manchester
Several cash machines across Manchester, mainly near Oxford road station.
The penmanship was exceptional and the level of upper class bile really hit home.
"David wallis* is an insignificant wretch."
"I spit on David Wallis"
"I consider David Wallis to be the scum of the north"
*- I think it was Wallis, but I may be mistaken. It was definetly david though. Someone else must have seen these.
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 19:10, More)
Cash machines in manchester
Several cash machines across Manchester, mainly near Oxford road station.
The penmanship was exceptional and the level of upper class bile really hit home.
"David wallis* is an insignificant wretch."
"I spit on David Wallis"
"I consider David Wallis to be the scum of the north"
*- I think it was Wallis, but I may be mistaken. It was definetly david though. Someone else must have seen these.
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 19:10, More)
» Why should you be fired from your job?
Usual
Between B3ta, browsing for whatever I'm interested in this week and www.kingdomofloathing.com I cant recall when I last "worked"
All on company time.
A lazy bastard is me!
(Tue 14th Aug 2007, 15:23, More)
Usual
Between B3ta, browsing for whatever I'm interested in this week and www.kingdomofloathing.com I cant recall when I last "worked"
All on company time.
A lazy bastard is me!
(Tue 14th Aug 2007, 15:23, More)
» Housemates from hell
It's name was Dave.
And it stank. (I can't bring myself to think of it as "he" it must be sub-human.Perhaps feral.)
It lived with me for a year and a half, paid nothing.
It had two showers over the course of that time. When I kicked it out the room had to be sterlised. The smell was somewhat akin to Foul Ole Ron for those discworld fans. This became known as the infamous "Eau de Dave"
We later discoverd while it was claiming poverty as its reason to give me any rent that he spent approximatley £30 a week on its pay as you go phone and judging from the litter around £10 a day on rainbow drops (Small manky sweets that are basically e-numbers colouring and sugar)To put that in context they are about 10p for a fair size bag.
It worked in record shop and got paid in 50p records. It thought this was a good deal.
Possibly the worst point was when I had to clean the room. I had a spoon attached to a bowl by mould. I was able to stack 3 glasses on this and it was still solid. They went swifty in the bin.
It now lives in a hostel, is still to take a shower, became emo and has a child bride of 16. It is 25.
The moral dear B3tans? DO NOT EVER LIVE WITH YOUR BEST FREIND. What is fun in the pub is not actually what you want to live with.
*pop*
Length/Girth? Got to make a good first impression!
p.s - We are no longer best freinds. In fact I declared him my nemesis 2 years ago.
(Thu 12th Apr 2007, 13:53, More)
It's name was Dave.
And it stank. (I can't bring myself to think of it as "he" it must be sub-human.Perhaps feral.)
It lived with me for a year and a half, paid nothing.
It had two showers over the course of that time. When I kicked it out the room had to be sterlised. The smell was somewhat akin to Foul Ole Ron for those discworld fans. This became known as the infamous "Eau de Dave"
We later discoverd while it was claiming poverty as its reason to give me any rent that he spent approximatley £30 a week on its pay as you go phone and judging from the litter around £10 a day on rainbow drops (Small manky sweets that are basically e-numbers colouring and sugar)To put that in context they are about 10p for a fair size bag.
It worked in record shop and got paid in 50p records. It thought this was a good deal.
Possibly the worst point was when I had to clean the room. I had a spoon attached to a bowl by mould. I was able to stack 3 glasses on this and it was still solid. They went swifty in the bin.
It now lives in a hostel, is still to take a shower, became emo and has a child bride of 16. It is 25.
The moral dear B3tans? DO NOT EVER LIVE WITH YOUR BEST FREIND. What is fun in the pub is not actually what you want to live with.
*pop*
Length/Girth? Got to make a good first impression!
p.s - We are no longer best freinds. In fact I declared him my nemesis 2 years ago.
(Thu 12th Apr 2007, 13:53, More)