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Hello.

This is my bit of b3ta.

This is where you come to imagine beautiful things.

Then you go and tell your friends about how beautiful it is.

I have a Wii.
If you want to add me, gaz me and we'll swap friend codes.



I'm part of a punnage double act:


I joined the Nightmare Pirate Fleet and didn't live to tell the tale:





Gaz ClanSoul to join

I gots a virtual town.


I am part of this.


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Before we start, this stuff is copyrighted




This work is licensed under a
Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 2.0 UK: England & Wales License.

I have a pet cactus called Dave. He rocks.




Cockweasle drew a weasle with a cock on Dave

Tahkcalb made an awesome 3D CDC Dave

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» Top Tips

Having problems paying for laundry bills?
Don't worry. Give all your dirty clothes to Oxfam. They will wash them, dry them and iron them. Then you can buy them all back for 50p.
(Thu 14th Jun 2007, 17:28, More)

» I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)

I went through an awkward phase
of throwing myself down the stairs just to prove points.

The worst time was when I proved to my sister that I could bounce three times before I lay unconscious at the bottom of the stairs.

I didn't bounce three times. I bounced once and landed in a hospital bed.
(Sun 22nd Jul 2007, 0:17, More)

» Top Tips

BBC Producers.
You can't peddle anymore shit such as Doctor Who or crudely named shows like DanceX anymore. My advice is to give up and go to Zimbabwe or somewhere. Go on. Shoo.
(Sun 22nd Jul 2007, 0:19, More)

» Top Tips

Pensioners.
When at bus stations, remember to walk extra slowly with your arms extra stuck out to carry all your Poundworld bags to ensure that no one can walk past you and therefore miss their bus.
(Sun 29th Jul 2007, 12:25, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

The most horrific thing I saw is probably the most wimpiest thing ever.
You can all insult me for this. The most horrific thing I've ever seen was when I was twelve and me and my mum were in the car on the way back from my gran's place. It was a small country lane and a pheasant wandered straight into the path of our green Punto.

Feathers and blood covered the windscreen.

The wipers didn't help.
(Wed 27th Jun 2007, 19:31, More)

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