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» Stags and Hens
Have a Pearoast
A jug of Piss & Vomit
I was on a stag do in Newcastle.
On the Saturday we ended in a pub/bar called the Vaults as it was showing football & ropey strippers at the same time.
At half time the DJ started playing a game which consisted of the following:
1 pint of fizzy water
1 pint of fresh orange squash
1 pint of milk
1 pint of coke
The idea of the game was to get the Stag to down the 1st pint then do 30 seconds of star jumps then the 2nd pint more star jumps & so on.
By the end of the 4th pint & star jumps said Stag pukes in a jug.
We watched one bloke do it & then went back to chatting between the ourselves waiting for the footy to come back on.
Then a group of 5 Para’s ask the DJ if one of there group could do it as it was his 25th birthday.
The DJ agreed so the game started but halfway through one of them disappeared off to the toilet with an empty pint glass which came back full of piss.
It was placed after the pint of coke.
The Para who was partaking in the game got to the pint of piss & knocked it back like it was Champagne.
He then puked the contents of his stomach into the large jug which all 5 of them filled their pint glasses with & chugged it back.
That’s when we decided to leave.
(Thu 30th Jan 2014, 16:18, More)
Have a Pearoast
A jug of Piss & Vomit
I was on a stag do in Newcastle.
On the Saturday we ended in a pub/bar called the Vaults as it was showing football & ropey strippers at the same time.
At half time the DJ started playing a game which consisted of the following:
1 pint of fizzy water
1 pint of fresh orange squash
1 pint of milk
1 pint of coke
The idea of the game was to get the Stag to down the 1st pint then do 30 seconds of star jumps then the 2nd pint more star jumps & so on.
By the end of the 4th pint & star jumps said Stag pukes in a jug.
We watched one bloke do it & then went back to chatting between the ourselves waiting for the footy to come back on.
Then a group of 5 Para’s ask the DJ if one of there group could do it as it was his 25th birthday.
The DJ agreed so the game started but halfway through one of them disappeared off to the toilet with an empty pint glass which came back full of piss.
It was placed after the pint of coke.
The Para who was partaking in the game got to the pint of piss & knocked it back like it was Champagne.
He then puked the contents of his stomach into the large jug which all 5 of them filled their pint glasses with & chugged it back.
That’s when we decided to leave.
(Thu 30th Jan 2014, 16:18, More)
» Travel
Belgrade
Whilst visiting a customer he asked me where I would like to eat that night.
I always try to eat/drink something local wherever I go so I said a traditional Serbian restaurant would be great.
So we arrive at said restaurant & I ask him to order local dishes for us to eat which consist of mostly meat, potato & cabbage which were nice enough.
He then says I must try the national drink – Schnapps.
The restaurant had over 100 different flavours.
I tried 6 of them & to me they all tasted like bleach!
The restaurant also had a traditional folk band consisting of a lute, drum, accordion & a flute.
The guy I was with called them over & asked them to play a song in English.
They started playing “Proud Mary” by the Creedence Clearwater Revival which was a tad bizarre considering the instruments they had.
(Fri 19th Apr 2013, 12:13, More)
Belgrade
Whilst visiting a customer he asked me where I would like to eat that night.
I always try to eat/drink something local wherever I go so I said a traditional Serbian restaurant would be great.
So we arrive at said restaurant & I ask him to order local dishes for us to eat which consist of mostly meat, potato & cabbage which were nice enough.
He then says I must try the national drink – Schnapps.
The restaurant had over 100 different flavours.
I tried 6 of them & to me they all tasted like bleach!
The restaurant also had a traditional folk band consisting of a lute, drum, accordion & a flute.
The guy I was with called them over & asked them to play a song in English.
They started playing “Proud Mary” by the Creedence Clearwater Revival which was a tad bizarre considering the instruments they had.
(Fri 19th Apr 2013, 12:13, More)
» Filth!
A jug of Piss & Vomit
I was on a stag do in Newcastle.
On the Saturday we ended in a pub/bar called the Vaults as it was showing football & ropey strippers at the same time.
At half time the DJ started playing a game which consisted of the following:
1 pint of fizzy water
1 pint of fresh orange squash
1 pint of milk
1 pint of coke
The idea of the game was to get the Stag to down the 1st pint then do 30 seconds of star jumps then the 2nd pint more star jumps & so on.
By the end of the 4th pint & star jumps said Stag pukes in a jug.
We watched one bloke do it & then went back to chatting between the ourselves waiting for the footy to come back on.
Then a group of 5 Para’s ask the DJ if one of there group could do it as it was his 25th birthday.
The DJ agreed so the game started but halfway through one of them disappeared off to the toilet with an empty pint glass which came back full of piss.
It was placed after the pint of coke.
The Para who was partaking in the game got to the pint of piss & knocked it back like it was Champagne.
He then puked the contents of his stomach into the large jug which all 5 of them filled their pint glasses with & chugged it back.
That’s when we decided to leave.
(Fri 3rd Feb 2012, 10:02, More)
A jug of Piss & Vomit
I was on a stag do in Newcastle.
On the Saturday we ended in a pub/bar called the Vaults as it was showing football & ropey strippers at the same time.
At half time the DJ started playing a game which consisted of the following:
1 pint of fizzy water
1 pint of fresh orange squash
1 pint of milk
1 pint of coke
The idea of the game was to get the Stag to down the 1st pint then do 30 seconds of star jumps then the 2nd pint more star jumps & so on.
By the end of the 4th pint & star jumps said Stag pukes in a jug.
We watched one bloke do it & then went back to chatting between the ourselves waiting for the footy to come back on.
Then a group of 5 Para’s ask the DJ if one of there group could do it as it was his 25th birthday.
The DJ agreed so the game started but halfway through one of them disappeared off to the toilet with an empty pint glass which came back full of piss.
It was placed after the pint of coke.
The Para who was partaking in the game got to the pint of piss & knocked it back like it was Champagne.
He then puked the contents of his stomach into the large jug which all 5 of them filled their pint glasses with & chugged it back.
That’s when we decided to leave.
(Fri 3rd Feb 2012, 10:02, More)
» Racist grandparents
Racist scrabble
I go on holiday to the Isle of Wight once a year with my Grandad, Mum & girlfriend.
My Grandad is 94 still mentally sharp & loves a game of Scrabble.
One evening we were playing a closely contested game & he put Coon down.
My girlfriend was a little bit shocked & said to him that Coon was not an acceptable word as it was racist so he wasn’t allowed it.
His reply was “but it’s on a triple word score & its only another name for a darky”.
(Fri 28th Oct 2011, 16:21, More)
Racist scrabble
I go on holiday to the Isle of Wight once a year with my Grandad, Mum & girlfriend.
My Grandad is 94 still mentally sharp & loves a game of Scrabble.
One evening we were playing a closely contested game & he put Coon down.
My girlfriend was a little bit shocked & said to him that Coon was not an acceptable word as it was racist so he wasn’t allowed it.
His reply was “but it’s on a triple word score & its only another name for a darky”.
(Fri 28th Oct 2011, 16:21, More)