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I have waited, finnally I have posted, been meaning to post for ages, just never got round to it. Finnaly did though (muha)
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I have waited, finnally I have posted, been meaning to post for ages, just never got round to it. Finnaly did though (muha)
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» Bastard Colleagues
Wackers... Land of the dim and the old.
We fry fish for old poeple, and get paid minimu wage, but its the people i have to work with what makes getting out of bed in the morning almost intolerable.
Debbie: Manager
Problem: God complex, does honestly believe she is this all powerful being who can fire you at any given moment and tells you how shit you are at your job at every opportunity. (which means all the time)
Tolerated because: She has to give me money.
Lee: Fish Fryer
Problem: He said he weighed 15 stone, its closer to 25... He cant fry fish, he lives with his parents (he's 28), virgin and spends all day on the phone like a 13 year old chavette. Also he smells something awful.
Tolerated because: I know he's going to die of heart failure in the next 10 years or i lose a £20 bet.
Lucy: Waitress/Mong
Problem: She's a downright ugly mong, javelin face catcher at an olympic level, ugly cunt etc. Goes out with a 30+ year old (she's 19) and just plain sucks at her job, apparently got pregnant a few weeks back and walked about clutching her stomach like this baby was going to fall outgiven that she'd only been pregnant for a week now and it also apparently wasn't to the 30+ guy... and she thinks its fine to tell me this whilst I eat my shitty undercooked fish.
Tolerated because: Not tolerated. She knows not to speak to me.
Nathaniel: Kitchen worker
Problem: Apparently has one testicle, again thinks he thinks its fine to tell me this whilst i eat yet another shitty undercooked fish. General weirdo.
Tolerated because: He's easy to boss about and make him do all the cleaning im meant to have done. (like im going to put effort into a job that pays £4.60 per hour)
Lord I can't wait to start university in March. (yes March)
(Fri 25th Jan 2008, 1:59, More)
Wackers... Land of the dim and the old.
We fry fish for old poeple, and get paid minimu wage, but its the people i have to work with what makes getting out of bed in the morning almost intolerable.
Debbie: Manager
Problem: God complex, does honestly believe she is this all powerful being who can fire you at any given moment and tells you how shit you are at your job at every opportunity. (which means all the time)
Tolerated because: She has to give me money.
Lee: Fish Fryer
Problem: He said he weighed 15 stone, its closer to 25... He cant fry fish, he lives with his parents (he's 28), virgin and spends all day on the phone like a 13 year old chavette. Also he smells something awful.
Tolerated because: I know he's going to die of heart failure in the next 10 years or i lose a £20 bet.
Lucy: Waitress/Mong
Problem: She's a downright ugly mong, javelin face catcher at an olympic level, ugly cunt etc. Goes out with a 30+ year old (she's 19) and just plain sucks at her job, apparently got pregnant a few weeks back and walked about clutching her stomach like this baby was going to fall outgiven that she'd only been pregnant for a week now and it also apparently wasn't to the 30+ guy... and she thinks its fine to tell me this whilst I eat my shitty undercooked fish.
Tolerated because: Not tolerated. She knows not to speak to me.
Nathaniel: Kitchen worker
Problem: Apparently has one testicle, again thinks he thinks its fine to tell me this whilst i eat yet another shitty undercooked fish. General weirdo.
Tolerated because: He's easy to boss about and make him do all the cleaning im meant to have done. (like im going to put effort into a job that pays £4.60 per hour)
Lord I can't wait to start university in March. (yes March)
(Fri 25th Jan 2008, 1:59, More)
» God
Fun with Jehovas
I used to be quite friendly with the Jehovas witnesses that knocked on my door, lovely old ladies. But when they started giving my small hardback books instead of the little watchtower newsletter I knew I had to get rid of them and have used the following excuses to deter them:
1. Ask them to wish me, family member, friends or cat a happy birthday.
2. Tell them im too busy to talk as im about to give blood at the Methodist church.
3. Tell them im training to be a phlebotamist (drawer of blood) (this isnt a complete lie btw, im doing nursing training.)
Either they don't like me anymore or they've died. And if they have then hopefully God has explained how silly they've been.
(Fri 20th Mar 2009, 1:06, More)
Fun with Jehovas
I used to be quite friendly with the Jehovas witnesses that knocked on my door, lovely old ladies. But when they started giving my small hardback books instead of the little watchtower newsletter I knew I had to get rid of them and have used the following excuses to deter them:
1. Ask them to wish me, family member, friends or cat a happy birthday.
2. Tell them im too busy to talk as im about to give blood at the Methodist church.
3. Tell them im training to be a phlebotamist (drawer of blood) (this isnt a complete lie btw, im doing nursing training.)
Either they don't like me anymore or they've died. And if they have then hopefully God has explained how silly they've been.
(Fri 20th Mar 2009, 1:06, More)
» Guilty Pleasures, part 2
Dance Dance Revolution
I'm actually pretty good at DDR and can do all except about 4 songs on expert mode.
But thats not the guilty pleasure no no.
I like to let the chavette girls go on the machine first and do the songs on difficult level, fail them, then me go on the machine and complete the song on expert and rub it in their ugly ugly faces.... oh and i can also do the chorus of one of the songs backwards on difficult mode.
Click if your secretly good at DDR but hate to admit it :)
(Wed 19th Mar 2008, 0:48, More)
Dance Dance Revolution
I'm actually pretty good at DDR and can do all except about 4 songs on expert mode.
But thats not the guilty pleasure no no.
I like to let the chavette girls go on the machine first and do the songs on difficult level, fail them, then me go on the machine and complete the song on expert and rub it in their ugly ugly faces.... oh and i can also do the chorus of one of the songs backwards on difficult mode.
Click if your secretly good at DDR but hate to admit it :)
(Wed 19th Mar 2008, 0:48, More)
» Insults
Powerboating
Thought id post a story, all the one-liners are getting a teeny bit dull.
August 2003, BoShalake is 14 and is in Scotland on a cadet Powerboating course, met a nice lass up there called Danielle, and one day when powerboating under the Forth bridges (ace experiance i might add) I was gloating about my hooking up with said nice lass (as it wasnt all that common for me at the time).
Instructor on the boat says to me:
"Don't bullshit, a bullshitter. Your not old enough, your not smart enough and your not good looking enough."
I could have simply laughed it off, however, i decided to gamble and replied with "Fuck off." not a brilliant insult i know but for 14 y/o to be swearing to an adult was a first for me, and I was all beaming with pride at what i thought was my quick and witty reply... Was subsequently told to hand over the wheel. Bugger. Still, got a level 2 powerboating qual that week though.
Apologies for lack of the laughs, however the instructors speech will forever remain with me and will be used against idiotic twunts forever more.
A one-liner you say? Oh go on then.
Your mamma's soooo fat.....
Bah, not worth it.
(Thu 4th Oct 2007, 20:48, More)
Powerboating
Thought id post a story, all the one-liners are getting a teeny bit dull.
August 2003, BoShalake is 14 and is in Scotland on a cadet Powerboating course, met a nice lass up there called Danielle, and one day when powerboating under the Forth bridges (ace experiance i might add) I was gloating about my hooking up with said nice lass (as it wasnt all that common for me at the time).
Instructor on the boat says to me:
"Don't bullshit, a bullshitter. Your not old enough, your not smart enough and your not good looking enough."
I could have simply laughed it off, however, i decided to gamble and replied with "Fuck off." not a brilliant insult i know but for 14 y/o to be swearing to an adult was a first for me, and I was all beaming with pride at what i thought was my quick and witty reply... Was subsequently told to hand over the wheel. Bugger. Still, got a level 2 powerboating qual that week though.
Apologies for lack of the laughs, however the instructors speech will forever remain with me and will be used against idiotic twunts forever more.
A one-liner you say? Oh go on then.
Your mamma's soooo fat.....
Bah, not worth it.
(Thu 4th Oct 2007, 20:48, More)