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» That's me on TV!

I was on the Peoples Book of Records
For the "longest widdle"... a polite way of saying piss.
It was meant to be filmed tastefully, so g/f at the time has her entire family watching the show, grandparents included

Tastefully filmed by arse, I suppose I can claim that not only do I have the record but 15million odd people have seen my cock
(Thu 11th Jun 2009, 20:08, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

take it down to china town

(Tue 8th May 2007, 22:11, More)

» Have you ever seen a dead body?

Skydiver
as a skydiver and base jumper you kind of get used to people dying, sometimes you hear about it or you're standing there watching it.

Imagine, stood on a drop zone watching people land their parachutes only to have someone hit the floor about 8ft in front of you without a chute....

It's not like the movies show, not at all. There was a thump (made me jump) and then there was a body in front of me dead. I was the first there, there was nothing that could be done..

It's not the first in this life for me, and it sure as hell won't be the last
(Thu 28th Feb 2008, 18:25, More)