» Nativity Plays

In Primary School
I was the lame man that Jesus made all better. Problem was, at crunch time I forgot the blanket to cover my legs. So I legged it off to grab it, of course forgetting that I was crippled. Here's to christmas miracles.
(Fri 27th Mar 2009, 21:09, More)

» My sex misconceptions

EDIT: Poo Baby and BJs
Being young and odd, I didn't realise that babies come out of...well,you know. The thought of how that could stretch open for my head confused me no doubt. So I naturally assumed that people come out of the bum hole. I now realise it's the other way round.

EDIT: Oh, and also as a child, I thought that blow jobs involved blowing gently on the penii for a while. Why don't they call it a suck job then?

So yeah, I was messed up mentally early.
(Thu 25th Sep 2008, 17:07, More)