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» Desperate Times

fag ends
When I taught a class in a prison, the inmates used to ask me to collect fag ends from the street and bring them in - they offered to provide me with a paper bag.
(Tue 20th Nov 2007, 14:49, More)

» My Biggest Disappointment

Patriotism
Unfortunately for a chap who believes in supporting the local team (not only through the purchase of vegetables), it implies you either have to speak in favour of, or by your silence accede to, appalling international blunders, criminal conspiracy and racist bullshit. I went through a phase of supporting and promoting civilisation, but now feel like going back to anarchy.
(Sun 29th Jun 2008, 10:29, More)

» Common

the general public in public
Eating: really, are you SO hungry you can't wait to be indoors before stuffing your face, or chewing some indigestible blob of artificially sweetened plastic? Drinking too - there was a time when folk could survive without a bottle of water in their hand - remember - or perhaps it was before you were born? In fact anything that parades animal needs in public is sooo common - this includes masticating, pissing, shitting, vomiting, masturbating and yes, dammit, breathing, why the fuck does everyone have to breathe so much... it... is.... so..... common!
(head explodes)
(Sat 18th Oct 2008, 11:30, More)

» How nerdy are you?

words
I found that choosing my own words and putting them in the most potent order wasn't enough, so I became an Editor and now fiddle with other people's
(Mon 10th Mar 2008, 12:10, More)

» Puns

unemployed fumblings
If Robocop supplanted Rob Lowe on the casting couch, would be looking at a RobLowJob?



...I wander...



...and one day I'll get there
(Sat 7th Mar 2009, 11:09, More)
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