» Sleepwalking

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My uncle sleepwalks and has had to install a stair guard to stop him from falling down the stairs again, a bit serious but I always chuckle when I see it in his house.


My other story involves a friend who went into his little brothers room naked and pissed all over the floor, his brother woke up and started screaming which woke everyone up. His dad ran into the room and slipped and fell into the piss puddle. We are not allowed talk about it now.
(Wed 22nd Aug 2007, 23:02, More)

» Terrible Parenting

This is true
My whole family and I were watching a documentry about nasa and the launches at cape canaveral, and I said out loud "I would love to be launched into space"
Then my dad said out loud "you would have been if I wasnt drunk"


ba-dum-tish
(Sun 19th Aug 2007, 1:21, More)

» Top Tips

Husbands
Avoid getting an earful from your wife for leaving the toilet seat up by simply pissing in the sink.
(Thu 2nd Aug 2007, 0:11, More)

» Top Tips

Great survival tip
Did you know that sharks will only attack you when you are wet.
(Mon 30th Jul 2007, 23:48, More)

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Normal-sized Mars Bars make ideal mini sized Mars Bars for giants.
(Tue 7th Aug 2007, 12:09, More)