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» Darwin Awards
Look no hands!
As a kid, living on an Army camp was probably the best, and most dangerous place to be.
During the school holidays we used to get dragged off to take part in activities like rock climbing, canoe camping and shooting... all that kind of stuff.
While rock climbing, and perched on a millimeter wide ledge, our instructor informed us that under no circumstances should we let go of the rope around the caribiner thingy when we descended, as we would fall to a certain death.
I let go of mine to see what would happen. Actually nothing at all happened at all, except the instructor said I was possibly the stupidest kid he'd ever met. For some reason, I felt quite proud.
(Mon 16th Feb 2009, 13:21, More)
Look no hands!
As a kid, living on an Army camp was probably the best, and most dangerous place to be.
During the school holidays we used to get dragged off to take part in activities like rock climbing, canoe camping and shooting... all that kind of stuff.
While rock climbing, and perched on a millimeter wide ledge, our instructor informed us that under no circumstances should we let go of the rope around the caribiner thingy when we descended, as we would fall to a certain death.
I let go of mine to see what would happen. Actually nothing at all happened at all, except the instructor said I was possibly the stupidest kid he'd ever met. For some reason, I felt quite proud.
(Mon 16th Feb 2009, 13:21, More)
» Tactless
Ooops
After installing a new production machine for a mail house, I was approached by a posse of 'mature' female operators who informed me that they would never be able to learn all 'this computer stuff'.
"Don't worry" sez I, "we can teach old dogs new tricks".
I think what followed could be described as a tumbleweed moment.
(Tue 8th Nov 2011, 14:07, More)
Ooops
After installing a new production machine for a mail house, I was approached by a posse of 'mature' female operators who informed me that they would never be able to learn all 'this computer stuff'.
"Don't worry" sez I, "we can teach old dogs new tricks".
I think what followed could be described as a tumbleweed moment.
(Tue 8th Nov 2011, 14:07, More)
» Advice from Old People
Poo
My Gran told me that if my poo floated, in the toilet obviously, then I wasn't eating properly. Once my jobbies went under, I could consider myself pretty healthy.
A number of my more elderly relatives told me exactly the same thing over the years (rather worrying in itself) and I'm happy to pass this pearl of wisdom on.
(Thu 19th Jun 2008, 16:48, More)
Poo
My Gran told me that if my poo floated, in the toilet obviously, then I wasn't eating properly. Once my jobbies went under, I could consider myself pretty healthy.
A number of my more elderly relatives told me exactly the same thing over the years (rather worrying in itself) and I'm happy to pass this pearl of wisdom on.
(Thu 19th Jun 2008, 16:48, More)