» Schadenfreude

Run Forest Run !!
I love it when you see people running for the bus & the bus driver drives off at the last second

The look on their face is priceless !

(unless it happens to me, then they are a bastard ;-)
(Thu 17th Dec 2009, 12:34, More)

» The nicest thing someone's ever done for me

My Old Boss (Yes there are a few good ones out there)
I have been working at the same company for 9 years now, Last year the directors decided to sell the company.

so the owner left after this & I have not heard from him since...... Untill

he came to see me the other day & had an envelope with my name on it. I opened it up & I could not believe what I saw

A cheque for £5,000

He just said it was a little thank you for my support over the years.

now that is a nice boss to give me that from his own money !
(Tue 7th Oct 2008, 17:41, More)

» How nerdy are you?

Star Wars Tattoo
I think this shows that I am a nerd at heart !

I had a great comment regarding my tattoo last week

"Those tattoos are simultaniously the most awesome and the saddest things I've ever seen!"

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(Fri 7th Mar 2008, 16:42, More)

» Family Holidays

I met Dr Nick (Hi Everybody)
Sorry this is my first post so please bare with me



I had a fantastic holiday when I was about 12 years old. The family & I went to Spain for a typical package holiday (This was a new thing back then so we where all very excited)

I managed to ruin this Holiday on the very first morning we arrived! I insisted that we went swimming in the hotel pool straight away, me being a daring 12 year old I went to the deep end climbed down a rung of the ladder in the swimming pool & preceded to jump off.

As I entered the water, I immediately knew something was not right I noticed the water turning red around me, Being a 12 year old I had not seen the film jaws yet, so I was a bit puzzled as to what was going on.

I could see my Mum looking a bit worried & my Dad grabbed me out of the pool, only then did I realise that the back of my heel had been cut off (Cue lots of crying)

Apparently the Spanish health & safety was not up to scratch in this hotel. I found out later that the ladder in the swimming pool had been made by folding over a sheet of metal to make the steps, one of these had become bent & razor sharp! So as I jumped in the pool it had taken my heel off!

I was rushed to the nearest hospital where they tried to sew my heel back on (I am sure this is where Dr Nick from the Simpson’s trained as a professional!)
After lots of injections (In this hospital they where still using metal syringes) & 15 stitches later I was aloud to go back to the hotel.

I had to spend the rest of the holiday in my little sisters buggy being pushed around everywhere because I could not walk. Needless to say we had a great holiday after that!

I still have the scar today!
(Fri 3rd Aug 2007, 10:38, More)

» Devastating Put-Downs

Weird Science
One of my favourite put downs in from Weird Science.

Dino: Tell me something. What's a beautiful broad like you doing with a malaka like this? Huh?
Lisa: It's purely sexual.
Dino: No shit.
Garry: She's into malakas, Dino!

Next time you insult someone try calling them a Malaka :-)
(Thu 1st Dec 2011, 11:45, More)