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Not a lot to say really. 26 year old IT bod working for a faceless corporation.. Still, it beats being on the dole..

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» Best and worst TV ads

Fucking Orange Tango..
Best ad ever.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1jywlZG74o

Also, Apple Tango:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcgUb0pm6VI

Lest I forget, the Guiness ad was mint: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr8s17QokoY

Worst Ad I have ever seen:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrKaQRIXPNw
(Thu 15th Apr 2010, 21:12, More)

» Sexism

Women constantly carping that men are shallow..
That'll be why Worzel Gummidge is a more popular chap than David Beckham then.

Bloody harpies.
(Sun 27th Dec 2009, 22:30, More)

» Dad stories

Dads, eh?
Well, my old man wasn't one to stick about. Decided to do a flit when I was about 6 months old. Top chap.

My stepfather on the other hand, has given me a decent taste in music, some valuable life lessons (the majority of which I failed to notice until after I'd done some damn fool thing) and an appreciation for a quiet pint.

Length? Not much, though it is cold out..
(Fri 26th Nov 2010, 3:55, More)

» Will you go out with me?

Sadly...
I'm a 26 year old male who has never been in any sort of serious relationship. Fuck knows why, apart from my similarity to John Merrick, abysmal social skills and scruffy appearance, I should be a right catch.

No apologies for length.. No-one has ever stuck around long enough... First post, etc.
(Tue 2nd Sep 2008, 7:56, More)

» Sporting Woe

Sports..
I was naff at sports. Still am, truth be known.

I went to a comprehensive attached to a leisure centre, hence we were expected to avail ourselves of the full gamut of options available to us.

Swimming, squash, basketball were all good fun.
These were our mainstays during the spring to autumn months.

Winter seemed to bring out the sadistic streak in our PE teacher mind, as every bloody winter we'd do cross country on the top field, in the snow whilst the PE teacher sat in the warm, cosy classroom.

PE Kit not being particularly conducive to keeping warm, and the propensity of the harder lads to hurl balls of ice at anyone in range made it thoroughly shit all 'round.

Found out latterly that the reason for this may have been his desire to keep his daytime dalliances with the (Susan Boyle lookalike) Art Teacher on the quiet.

In summary: PE Teachers - bastards who'd quite happily shag Susan Boyle. Not sure what stopped him during the warmer months though.
(Fri 20th Apr 2012, 2:52, More)
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