» Pathological Liars

My ex-partner is a pathological liar,
she has been telling the same stories for some years now, frequently in family court affidavits, or just anyone who will listen. At first telling , one might almost believe what she is saying, however if you have heard them before, you notice that they have become more embellished/serious as time goes by. I find that the hardest thing to deal with is that she seems to honestly believe every word that falls out of her mouth as if it were gospel.

One of her more minor(less damaging) stories, was to inform all my neighbours (mind you, we were still together at this point), that I had raped her, and then whilst she was pregnant, dragged across the room by her hair and then thrown her down the stairs, because I had found she was pregnant with a girl. In the same story she also told them about our huge fairytale wedding, down to fine detail about the dress and ceremony. All of this was , of course completely false, as I realized shortly after she became pregnant that she was absolutely crackers, I had made a mental decision that I would not ever consider marrying this person, but I did remain (stupidly) in the relationship soley to try to keep my young daughter sane.

Anyway, if you ask her, I am a murderer, a rapist, a wife beater, a child molester, I kill most types of animal, as long as it is hers, I have stolen her daughter(at the hands of the Federal Magistrates Court), I phone her employers to have her sacked, I made her work 14 hour days for years( our contractor receipts show less than 20 full days, for the year), I have tried to blow up her car, and apparently I have shagged thousands of women whilst in a relationship with her( I wish), and forced her to engage in group sex activities.

There are others bit these are the ones that spring to mind, and I can actually prove these ones, as she has submitted them in affidavit to the magistrates court, so I have copies.

Fuck I hate her, now I know why my neighbours used to look at me weird.
Oh and I guess I learned a very hard lesson
1.Dont fuck psychopaths.
2.I you must fuck psychopaths, do not make them pregnant.

This is good and free advice to anyone who owns their own penis.
It may just save your life.
(Fri 30th Nov 2007, 10:13, More)

» Conspiracy theory nutters

I strongly believe
That the only laws that matter, are the laws of physics, closely followed by the laws of "natural selection".
In essence, if you attempt to do something that physics will not let you do, then you will probably be in a world of hurt, and should learn from your mistakes, or next time it may be all over.

Obviously I must be wrong because those who run our country seem to think they can out-legislate stupidity, and that stupid people deserve compensation and more legislation ....it's a vicious circle.

It is almost as if they are trying to breed more stupid people by nurturing them, and breeding out intelligence by not allowing us to think for ourselves.
(Sun 30th Aug 2009, 8:55, More)

» DIY Techno-hacks

Screwdriver and String
An aquaintance of mine
(not a friend- he still owes me $35 from 23 years ago)
back when I was an Airforce apprentice, drove his car, a shitty Valiant Charger
(an Australian car, I dont know if you have a equivalent)
from from Newcastle through Sydney and to Wagga and back, a trip of around 1200 km round trip using a piece of string tied to a screwdriver as a throttle to operate the belcrank on the carb.
(Mon 24th Aug 2009, 12:20, More)

» Top Tips

If someone is tailgating you
then simply get out of the fucking way and let the rest of the world get on with going where they need to be, you worthless, incompetant twunt.
Also try handing your licence back to the relevant authority, and tell them that you have inadequate skills to operate a motor vehicle, and really shouldn't have a licence.
Then walk/hitchhike/catch a bus/train/cab.
(Fri 14th Dec 2007, 22:12, More)

» DIY Techno-hacks

Fix my bike
I once cut some clothes line wire from the apprentice (Airforce)laundry, formed it into six semi-precision pins
(using pliers and a file)
and held them in with the bottom of a soft drink can retained by a circlip from my stereo, to make the gear selector in my motocrosser work. It worked for years.
(Mon 24th Aug 2009, 12:27, More)