» Kids

When I was about 13
I used to pick up my 4 year old sister and hit my 11 year old brother with her.

I am efficient.
(Mon 21st Apr 2008, 16:47, More)

» Nightclubs

A little the worse for wear by the cloakroom
It's nearing the end of the night so I go up to the cloakroom lady and say "I'm very sorry, but I've lost the ticket for my jacket, is there any chance I could get it back without the ticket.

She looked impatient and said "I've already given you your coat"

And then had the temerity to add "and you are wearing it"


I've not really been back since.
(Tue 14th Apr 2009, 13:29, More)

» School Days

My school had a sweet girl with the nickname pixie
She made sandcastles in the longjump pit.

Awww
(Tue 3rd Feb 2009, 13:47, More)

» Things we do to fit in

Club nights
A friend trying to get his slightly chubby friend to go to the indie night with him. Said night will be full of pretentious skinny people.

"Come on"
"I don't want to"
"you'll enjoy it"
"I won't fit in"
"don't be silly, there's *loads* of room"
(Fri 16th Jan 2009, 12:54, More)

» Common

Put a sodding shirt on
'fucksake
(Thu 16th Oct 2008, 17:17, More)