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This is me:
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This is my website:
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Oh... I have a Flickr too:
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It's an annual repost for me
but i am a fan of bringing other religions and cultures into our Christmas celebrations.
(Wed 5th Dec 2007, 20:45, More)
but i am a fan of bringing other religions and cultures into our Christmas celebrations.
(Wed 5th Dec 2007, 20:45, More)
Cadbury's Creme Cock was a failure...
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but the love-egg version went on to have great success.
(Fri 17th Mar 2006, 14:50, More)
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but the love-egg version went on to have great success.
(Fri 17th Mar 2006, 14:50, More)
Henman should have a better chance of winning Wimbledon next year...
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» Encounters with Royalty
While in hospital
my brother was told that Prince Charles would be visiting his ward on some kind of royal visit thing.
On the same day, he was scheduled to give a sperm sample for possible future use, as he was about to undergo chemotherapy which would likely make him sterile.
When my mum phoned him at lunchtime she asked, "How are you today?"
"Great!" he replied, "I had a wank and met a prince."
"Well I hope you washed your hands," she said.
(Thu 3rd Aug 2006, 16:52, More)
While in hospital
my brother was told that Prince Charles would be visiting his ward on some kind of royal visit thing.
On the same day, he was scheduled to give a sperm sample for possible future use, as he was about to undergo chemotherapy which would likely make him sterile.
When my mum phoned him at lunchtime she asked, "How are you today?"
"Great!" he replied, "I had a wank and met a prince."
"Well I hope you washed your hands," she said.
(Thu 3rd Aug 2006, 16:52, More)
» Road Rage
A few years back
a friend of mine was giving me a lift home, sometime after midnight.
Near to my house was a chap and his girlfriend standing by the side of the road, their car immobile. The chap waved at us to stop.
"Can you possibly tow me to a petrol station? I have a rope in the back of my car..."
Now my mate didn't really want to do this, but he is a thoroughly nice chap who wouldn't want to leave somebody else in need, so he agreed.
The journey to the petrol station wasn't all that smooth - my friend was a pretty inexperienced driver at the time and his first towing experience was a bit jerky, but we got to the garage.
"Thanks very much," said the other bloke, "...but when you are towing a car and it starts to jerk like that, you should blah blah..." he then proceeded to give my friend a patronising lecture on how to tow a car properly. This annoyed me greatly.
I replied, "See when that red light in the fuel guage comes on, that means you should fill the car with petrol."
(Mon 16th Oct 2006, 15:32, More)
A few years back
a friend of mine was giving me a lift home, sometime after midnight.
Near to my house was a chap and his girlfriend standing by the side of the road, their car immobile. The chap waved at us to stop.
"Can you possibly tow me to a petrol station? I have a rope in the back of my car..."
Now my mate didn't really want to do this, but he is a thoroughly nice chap who wouldn't want to leave somebody else in need, so he agreed.
The journey to the petrol station wasn't all that smooth - my friend was a pretty inexperienced driver at the time and his first towing experience was a bit jerky, but we got to the garage.
"Thanks very much," said the other bloke, "...but when you are towing a car and it starts to jerk like that, you should blah blah..." he then proceeded to give my friend a patronising lecture on how to tow a car properly. This annoyed me greatly.
I replied, "See when that red light in the fuel guage comes on, that means you should fill the car with petrol."
(Mon 16th Oct 2006, 15:32, More)
» Best Comebacks
I am absolutely rubbish as quick, witty comebacks.
I guarantee I will think of the perfect thing to say abut two days after this particular question of the week is closed.
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 14:51, More)
I am absolutely rubbish as quick, witty comebacks.
I guarantee I will think of the perfect thing to say abut two days after this particular question of the week is closed.
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 14:51, More)
» Worst Record Ever
I borrow my sister's car a lot,
but it has no CD player in it, therefore I tend to listen to whatever is on the Radio - sometimes I sing along if it's a nice tune.
A couple of months ago while driving through Edinburgh I had the window rolled down as it was a nice day - I stopped at a set of traffic lights and noticed a rather attractive girl walking along the pavement, looking directly at me.
At first I thought, "Woo - my animal magnetism is drawing her to me", then I realised I was singing rather loudly to 'More than Words' by Extreme. She was simply looking at me with pity and disgust.
I hate that song now.
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 21:32, More)
I borrow my sister's car a lot,
but it has no CD player in it, therefore I tend to listen to whatever is on the Radio - sometimes I sing along if it's a nice tune.
A couple of months ago while driving through Edinburgh I had the window rolled down as it was a nice day - I stopped at a set of traffic lights and noticed a rather attractive girl walking along the pavement, looking directly at me.
At first I thought, "Woo - my animal magnetism is drawing her to me", then I realised I was singing rather loudly to 'More than Words' by Extreme. She was simply looking at me with pity and disgust.
I hate that song now.
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 21:32, More)
» Breakin' The Law
This is a true story*
Against the better judgement of all his friends in the pub, a chap I know decided to drive home pissed one night.
On his way he had to go round a fairly large roundabout, but was so drunk that he missed his exit. He drove round again, but again he missed his exit like the drunken fool he was.
After missing the exit for the fifth time or so he said to himself, "Sod this!", and slammed the car into reverse. Of course, he didn't check his mirror first and went crashing into a car behind him.
Of course, a milisecond later the police decided to drive by. They stopped, got out and approached the car behind. Of course my friend was in a huge panic, stuffing polos into his mouth and trying to act as sober as possible.
After a minute or two, one of the officers wandered over and he rolled down the window. "Sorry about his sir, but can we contact you at home later. We'll have to take this guy into custody - he is completely pissed and claims you reversed into him."
*Honestly, it really happened to somebody I know, and not just a funny story I was told once.
*ahem*
(Thu 8th Jan 2004, 10:00, More)
This is a true story*
Against the better judgement of all his friends in the pub, a chap I know decided to drive home pissed one night.
On his way he had to go round a fairly large roundabout, but was so drunk that he missed his exit. He drove round again, but again he missed his exit like the drunken fool he was.
After missing the exit for the fifth time or so he said to himself, "Sod this!", and slammed the car into reverse. Of course, he didn't check his mirror first and went crashing into a car behind him.
Of course, a milisecond later the police decided to drive by. They stopped, got out and approached the car behind. Of course my friend was in a huge panic, stuffing polos into his mouth and trying to act as sober as possible.
After a minute or two, one of the officers wandered over and he rolled down the window. "Sorry about his sir, but can we contact you at home later. We'll have to take this guy into custody - he is completely pissed and claims you reversed into him."
*Honestly, it really happened to somebody I know, and not just a funny story I was told once.
*ahem*
(Thu 8th Jan 2004, 10:00, More)