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» Unexpected Nudity
swimming baths
My friend's 5 year old daughter was in the changing rooms of the swimming bath when she shouted loudly ... "Daddy, I love your willy"
The thing that gets me is that he told us. Should we call social services?
(Thu 28th May 2009, 19:07, More)
swimming baths
My friend's 5 year old daughter was in the changing rooms of the swimming bath when she shouted loudly ... "Daddy, I love your willy"
The thing that gets me is that he told us. Should we call social services?
(Thu 28th May 2009, 19:07, More)
» My most gullible moment
Mad Inventor
My mate Pete convinced Jo, the secretary at work that he had 'invented' broccoli in the 1980s.
(Sat 23rd Aug 2008, 11:34, More)
Mad Inventor
My mate Pete convinced Jo, the secretary at work that he had 'invented' broccoli in the 1980s.
(Sat 23rd Aug 2008, 11:34, More)
» Evil Pranks
Logistics
How to get into Mike's room while he was away for half term? After numerous pranks he was getting clever to our ways and had double bolted the doors and windows. Shame! All we had access to was the gap of a few milimetres at the bottom of the door. Simon told us about sprinkling cress seeds on a baking tray, adding water, freezing the tray and once frozen, sliding the ice and seeds under the door. Et voila, a carpet of cress on his return.
Wilkinsons was shut so we had no cress seeds. After the pub shut we went home, poured piss on the tray and froze that instead.
Class!
(Tue 18th Dec 2007, 15:11, More)
Logistics
How to get into Mike's room while he was away for half term? After numerous pranks he was getting clever to our ways and had double bolted the doors and windows. Shame! All we had access to was the gap of a few milimetres at the bottom of the door. Simon told us about sprinkling cress seeds on a baking tray, adding water, freezing the tray and once frozen, sliding the ice and seeds under the door. Et voila, a carpet of cress on his return.
Wilkinsons was shut so we had no cress seeds. After the pub shut we went home, poured piss on the tray and froze that instead.
Class!
(Tue 18th Dec 2007, 15:11, More)
» Screwed over by The Man
Permanent Record
Back in 1998 I was the 'webmaster' (does anyone still have that as a job title?) for a publishing company. My email address was on the website and I was the company's first recipient of a serious quantity of spam missives offering me sensual delights, physical enhancements and small pills designed to aleviate the teedium of my humdrum existence.
The MD called me into his office and demanded that I stop whatever it was that I was doing that was causing these emails to arrive. "The company takes a dim view of these sorts of things" was his senatorial statement designed to strike fear into my very soul.
I explained that I was unable to stop the spam. I didn't send it and I didn't ever respond to it. He listened and then said 'well, we clearly cannot prove anything, so we will say no more about it and it will remain on your permanent record.'
C word.
The worst of it was, he only called me in because the IT manager had told him I was receiving lots of spam emails. THE IT MANAGER for fucks sake.
(Tue 7th Aug 2012, 19:07, More)
Permanent Record
Back in 1998 I was the 'webmaster' (does anyone still have that as a job title?) for a publishing company. My email address was on the website and I was the company's first recipient of a serious quantity of spam missives offering me sensual delights, physical enhancements and small pills designed to aleviate the teedium of my humdrum existence.
The MD called me into his office and demanded that I stop whatever it was that I was doing that was causing these emails to arrive. "The company takes a dim view of these sorts of things" was his senatorial statement designed to strike fear into my very soul.
I explained that I was unable to stop the spam. I didn't send it and I didn't ever respond to it. He listened and then said 'well, we clearly cannot prove anything, so we will say no more about it and it will remain on your permanent record.'
C word.
The worst of it was, he only called me in because the IT manager had told him I was receiving lots of spam emails. THE IT MANAGER for fucks sake.
(Tue 7th Aug 2012, 19:07, More)
» Killed to DEATH
Killed BOTH my parents.
You know what that makes me?
An orphan.
(Thu 22nd Dec 2011, 17:18, More)
Killed BOTH my parents.
You know what that makes me?
An orphan.
(Thu 22nd Dec 2011, 17:18, More)