» My Biggest Disappointment

Monkey Nuts
Not what it says on the tin.
(Sat 28th Jun 2008, 18:49, More)

» Helicopter Parents

Never let your over protective mum put her number on the
speed dial screen of your fancy new touch screen phone. The phone will call her itself whilst in your pocket and she will be treated to the sound of you unsheathing the meat saber to some of the internet's finest.
(Sun 13th Sep 2009, 23:54, More)

» Faking it

I faked that i met my american girlfriend at university
we actually met online in 1999. Almost 8 years later we are married with kids and our families still don't know the truth, the lie is to big now to blow.

I don't even know why we did it. My parents wouldn't really care!

We have managed to keep it going for a while as my wifes parents aren't the travelling kind, so we have managed to keep them apart and keep our stories straight, but Mother in Law has decided shes visiting in March. Squeaky Bum time!
(Thu 10th Jul 2008, 15:53, More)

» Teenage Crushes - Part Two

Ariel from the little mermaid
i swear when she gets turned into a human and burst out of the water you can see a flash of ginger muff
(Sat 7th Nov 2009, 19:29, More)