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Bathtime with sister
My sister and I were both very young, I think 4 and 6.

We shared the bath and my mum left to answer the phone or something.

I not sure who was the culprit but a poo was spotted floating submerged slowly but steadily towards our vunerable naked bodies.

We tried evasive tactics but there is not much escape in a council house bath. The poo followed now with speed caused by our movement.

There was nothing left to do...so I cried and then my sister cried. Tears of anguish for the inevitable doom of the homing poo submarine
(Thu 25th Dec 2008, 20:26, More)

» That's me on TV!

Awkward Boner
Some local telly reporter was doing a story on school buses unknown to me as my bus arrived through the school gates.

I was 14 at the time and it seemed quite hormonal, the bus rides would give me a boner. Maybe it was a mix of vibrations from the rickety bus and being so close to those lovely catholic schoolgirls.

It was a challenge getting out of my seat to leave and not have my erect cock noticed. I would carefully use my jacket or bag to cover the offending organ. I would usually have to wait till everyone got off and then disembark.

This fateful day I moped off the bus trying to look as inconspicous as possible only to find a cameraman point his camera at the doors of the bus.

I got nervous and stood on my jacket sleeve which then got pulled out of my hand. The cameraman glanced away from the camera to view my trouser tent with both his eyes in it's full adolescent glory.

I don't if it made the final cut.
(Fri 12th Jun 2009, 22:25, More)