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» Shoplifting
Porn, porn, porn!
Me and some mates used to swipe all kinds from a newsagents not far from our school. Airfix models, sweets, cans of pop were favourite. One day, not long before I left school I started a trend. When we got on the bus to view our booty I pulled out the first porn mag we had ever stolen!
From then on that was our target. We did a couple of local shops using stealth and even hit and run tactics. We went to a well known newsagent in the town where my most enjoyable hit and run took place. We'd all been the store a couple of times already getting psyched up and trying to figure out the best method of getting to the door. The shopkeeper had obviously had enough of the four of us hanging around so she said, 'Look boys, you must know this shop inside and out by now what do you want?' to which I replied 'These!' and we all grabbed a handful of porn mags and legged it out the door scattering in all directions once outside. I swear, she even shouted 'Stop, thieves!'.
My mother eventually found my stash (hidden under the carpet in my room) but that's a nother tale.
(Mon 14th Jan 2008, 13:23, More)
Porn, porn, porn!
Me and some mates used to swipe all kinds from a newsagents not far from our school. Airfix models, sweets, cans of pop were favourite. One day, not long before I left school I started a trend. When we got on the bus to view our booty I pulled out the first porn mag we had ever stolen!
From then on that was our target. We did a couple of local shops using stealth and even hit and run tactics. We went to a well known newsagent in the town where my most enjoyable hit and run took place. We'd all been the store a couple of times already getting psyched up and trying to figure out the best method of getting to the door. The shopkeeper had obviously had enough of the four of us hanging around so she said, 'Look boys, you must know this shop inside and out by now what do you want?' to which I replied 'These!' and we all grabbed a handful of porn mags and legged it out the door scattering in all directions once outside. I swear, she even shouted 'Stop, thieves!'.
My mother eventually found my stash (hidden under the carpet in my room) but that's a nother tale.
(Mon 14th Jan 2008, 13:23, More)
» Shoplifting
Humiliation for all my family!
I have so many stories of theft i should be really ashamed. Many moons ago I was on holiday at a caravan park with my parents, younger brother and sister. My parents were watching a show with my sister and I was in the arcade with my brother - we discovered you could role a penny into the return slot of Green Beret and get a game for 1p instead of 10p. After getting sick of Green Beret we turned our attention to a fruit machine. An hour or so later we were about £20 up. I think continually going back to the change kiosk for pennies raised suspicion. Next thing you know we're being marched to our parents who were still sitting in the middle of the big hall watching the show. The cashier made a really big deal out of the whole thing in front of everybody in the hall. We went home the next day as my folks couldn't stand the embarrassment.
(Mon 14th Jan 2008, 12:51, More)
Humiliation for all my family!
I have so many stories of theft i should be really ashamed. Many moons ago I was on holiday at a caravan park with my parents, younger brother and sister. My parents were watching a show with my sister and I was in the arcade with my brother - we discovered you could role a penny into the return slot of Green Beret and get a game for 1p instead of 10p. After getting sick of Green Beret we turned our attention to a fruit machine. An hour or so later we were about £20 up. I think continually going back to the change kiosk for pennies raised suspicion. Next thing you know we're being marched to our parents who were still sitting in the middle of the big hall watching the show. The cashier made a really big deal out of the whole thing in front of everybody in the hall. We went home the next day as my folks couldn't stand the embarrassment.
(Mon 14th Jan 2008, 12:51, More)