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Officially the Oldiest B3tan (probably).
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» Mums
If Holy Cremola hasn't pea'd this he should
so I will for him
(Fri 12th Feb 2010, 13:50, More)
If Holy Cremola hasn't pea'd this he should
so I will for him
(Fri 12th Feb 2010, 13:50, More)
» Flirting
My story of shame.
It was her eyes that held me. That and her perfect face - I couldn't stop staring. Usual wokplaces pleasantries were exchanges and I think I was slowly advancing, until ...
It was freezing out, I came in and she said 'Your hands look so cold'.
'Ah, well' I replied, 'You know the old saying'.
'?' she said.
'Cold hands' pause for emphasis - I may have leant in - 'Hot cock'.
Dead silence. Although I heard that door being slammed and bolted.
Two days later she was made redundant and left - no connection, another story - and we hadn't spoken in the meantime.
I could have got her address easliy enough. Perhaps gone round and attempted some apology, explanation, remorse. Professed undying love and desire - but would she have forgiven me? More to the point - would my wife?
(Mon 22nd Feb 2010, 13:50, More)
My story of shame.
It was her eyes that held me. That and her perfect face - I couldn't stop staring. Usual wokplaces pleasantries were exchanges and I think I was slowly advancing, until ...
It was freezing out, I came in and she said 'Your hands look so cold'.
'Ah, well' I replied, 'You know the old saying'.
'?' she said.
'Cold hands' pause for emphasis - I may have leant in - 'Hot cock'.
Dead silence. Although I heard that door being slammed and bolted.
Two days later she was made redundant and left - no connection, another story - and we hadn't spoken in the meantime.
I could have got her address easliy enough. Perhaps gone round and attempted some apology, explanation, remorse. Professed undying love and desire - but would she have forgiven me? More to the point - would my wife?
(Mon 22nd Feb 2010, 13:50, More)
» The Soundtrack of your Life
I'm not listening to 'Hey,ho, the Wicked Witch is Dead'
because I'm saving it for the day Thatcher dies, when I'll have an almighty party and play it all night.
(Fri 29th Jan 2010, 14:28, More)
I'm not listening to 'Hey,ho, the Wicked Witch is Dead'
because I'm saving it for the day Thatcher dies, when I'll have an almighty party and play it all night.
(Fri 29th Jan 2010, 14:28, More)