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» Ouch!
On the subject of teeth.
A few years back I had an abscess in one of my lower back teeth. I couldn't get a dentist appointment until the following week (yay NHS!) So had to alternate with painkillers and booze to numb the agony. I'd discovered that beer worked a treat after 2 or 3, but initially made the pain considerably worse for about 20 minutes before the effects kicked in, so one evening when it was particularly agonizing I figured I'd cut out the middle man and neck a double brandy before I started on the beer to get the initial 'holy fuck this hurts' stage over with in about 5 minutes. How wrong could I be. I spent half an hour, maybe more lying on my bed kicking the wall in the worst pain I have ever experienced before it finally eased off, seriously it made that bloke getting ripped apart in Hellraiser seem like a gentle wank in a meadow full of breasts. Came near to blacking out at one stage. Fuck teeth.
(Fri 30th Jul 2010, 3:25, More)
On the subject of teeth.
A few years back I had an abscess in one of my lower back teeth. I couldn't get a dentist appointment until the following week (yay NHS!) So had to alternate with painkillers and booze to numb the agony. I'd discovered that beer worked a treat after 2 or 3, but initially made the pain considerably worse for about 20 minutes before the effects kicked in, so one evening when it was particularly agonizing I figured I'd cut out the middle man and neck a double brandy before I started on the beer to get the initial 'holy fuck this hurts' stage over with in about 5 minutes. How wrong could I be. I spent half an hour, maybe more lying on my bed kicking the wall in the worst pain I have ever experienced before it finally eased off, seriously it made that bloke getting ripped apart in Hellraiser seem like a gentle wank in a meadow full of breasts. Came near to blacking out at one stage. Fuck teeth.
(Fri 30th Jul 2010, 3:25, More)
» Guilty Laughs
It's probably been mentioned
But this is just so damn funny:
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1293165/Nanny-30-died-sexual-arousal-watching-pornography.html
(Thu 29th Jul 2010, 1:02, More)
It's probably been mentioned
But this is just so damn funny:
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1293165/Nanny-30-died-sexual-arousal-watching-pornography.html
(Thu 29th Jul 2010, 1:02, More)