» Will you go out with me?

I hung out with
this girl I liked for months and months. Finally I asked her out. She politely refused, telling me she thinks she might me a lesbian. Bugger, thinks I. I'm still not sure whether that's better or worse than another guy... I now spend my days on the tube cutting myself and masturbating.
(Thu 28th Aug 2008, 22:09, More)

» Pointless Experiments

Staplers are evil when one is intoxicated.
At a party a couple of weeks ago, I and several of my friends got drunk. Very drunk. Then we stumbled upon (literally) a stapler in the kitchen of the friend whose party it was. Some twunt thought it would be a great idea if we all experimented as to how many staples we could put through our scrotums before bottling out.

Conclusion : Don't do it. Really. Don't. Someone even accidentally stapled himself to the sideboard and had to rip it out. So yeah...
(Tue 29th Jul 2008, 13:44, More)