Curse you Rob for making me do this

(Fri 30th Aug 2019, 22:53, More)

Mmmm... tasty

(Sat 27th Jan 2018, 13:48, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

I went to the zoo, but all they had was one small dog.
It was a shit zoo.
(Tue 16th Jul 2019, 16:37, More)

» Best Films Ever

Where Eagles Dare
What makes this a good film? Let's check the list:

- Nazis
- Explosions
- Machine guns
- Clint Eastwood kicking arse
- Dead Nazis
- More explosions

Yeah
(Sat 19th Jul 2008, 16:59, More)

» Accidental innuendo

Just last Sunday
My own mother, while discussing her old plastic garden furniture enquired about my new table and chairs, innocently asking "Have you got wood?"

After a few uncomfortable moments spent trying not to laugh I had to confirm that not only did I have wood but that it was also big and brown
(Thu 12th Jun 2008, 21:36, More)