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Comes from a land down under

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» Spoilt Brats

Spoilt bastards
My mate spends billions on her kids - do they appreciate it? No way....
So everytime my mates not looking, I pinch the kiddies really hard....
No real life lesson there but who cares?!
Great times....
(Fri 10th Oct 2008, 5:40, More)

» Presents

Cocaine & champagne
Admittedly I bought it all for myself...the best kind of white xmas ...woke up and for a split second I didn't know where I was...then remembered that I'd cleaned/reorganised my bedroom whilst in a frenzy...
Now currently HATING the vast majority of my work colleagues (unrelated)
(Thu 3rd Dec 2009, 5:58, More)

» Unemployed

Sleep glorious sleep
I haven't been unemployed for years but after I finished art college, I lived the artists life; being pissed on Special Brew & Icebreaker, eating noodles, and sleeping all day...oh yeah and doing some painting too...it was OK if you could live on thruppence a week....
(Mon 6th Apr 2009, 21:12, More)

» Celebrities part II

Charles Dance et al
That Rory bloke with the redface & beard used to frequent my pub quite a lot...never abused me despite being often quite pished..bottle of red wine and some crisps for the train ride home...lovely fella...
Not like that Picasso who I had in the back of my cab the other night, and Betrand Russell...don't get me started...
GET OUT THE CAB!
(Wed 14th Oct 2009, 7:09, More)

» Celebrities part II

Tails (chortle) of the Unexpected
That silly wet bird; I had her...once
(Thu 8th Oct 2009, 15:19, More)
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