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(Tue 21st Jan 2003, 11:53, More)

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Morecambe
I lived there for 6 months. Reasons include:

In the one cold autumn that I was there most people walked around in just a T-Shirt presumably trying to convince themselves of sunnier climates elsewhere.

Pubs contained nobody younger than 45 and the one person my age that I spoke to asked me where he could get clean needles.

Frontierland has the scariest and oldest rides I have ever been on. I genuinely feared for my life.

The one time I went out for a meal the maitre'd was so bored and drunk that he pulled up a chair and joined us. He was very drunk and the conversation was neither pleasant or coherent.

People die there, the old, the chinese and the bored alike.

There was a massive pile of rubble behind the station, 2 months after living there I ventured behind said rubble and discovered the other half of the town.

True, this was over 10 years ago and it might well have turned into a trendy place for wankers but I some how doubt it.
(Fri 30th Oct 2009, 16:42, More)