» Common

What do i think is common.
1) Tramp stamps - the tattoo above a ladies bum
2) John player cigarettes
3) Speaking like dizzie rascal
4) Speaking like any guy richie character(bar the student in lock stock)
5) Flimsy knives and forks
6) Mobile phone music - unless on the night link and everyone has agreed that music is necessary
7) how-yee
8) Jay-sus
9) Women in pj's during the day
10) Girl aged 17 pushing a buggie while dragging another child and shoulding "ya 'ittle bollox"
(Thu 16th Oct 2008, 20:10, More)

» My sex misconceptions

Horizontal axe wound
basically i was told by one of my mates in the pub that asian birds gashs go horizontal, not vertical, i was quite confused but i just excepted it, now every time i'm out i always go looking for the nearest asian bird, just for the fun of it, everytime i see an asian bird it brings back the fond memory, and don't shatter my dream by saying they don't.
first post, thanks guys
(Thu 25th Sep 2008, 23:42, More)

» Spoilt Brats

My Ex
well my ex was a pain in the hole for this paris hilton wanna be shit, she used to complain because she got everything she wanted all the time off everyone she knew, except me. so one day she was wrecking my head with demands and i just told her to fuck off and she kicked up loads of shit, so i dumped her, and then she cried cause i was the only one that kept her on the straight and narrow, and could give her something no-one else could, but she was a classic case of paris-hilton-itus and still wrecks my head when i even think about it
(Thu 9th Oct 2008, 23:16, More)

» The nicest thing someone's ever done for me

Introductions
A friend introduced me to sickipedia.org, then in turn i introduced him to b3ta, i can safely say i did him a big favour, as this kind of site is life changing, you can get away with anything(nearly)
(Wed 8th Oct 2008, 9:13, More)