» The nicest thing someone's ever done for me

It was black and lacy, with glittery sparkles.
It barely contained his bulging manhood and disappeared between his hairy hobbit buttocks at the back.

That was the nicest thong Samwise ever donned for me.

/Frodo
(Thu 9th Oct 2008, 12:44, More)

» School Days

I was homeschooled.
Well, I say homeschooled, I lived on a farm in the middle of nowhere with relatives, and most of my "schooling" consisted of vocational training in maintenance and manual labour. I hated it, I wasn't cut out for the rural lifestyle and I wanted more from my life than decades grubbing in the dirt. I just wasn't a farmer. Every year I'd beg my uncle to let me attend the academy in a nearby town, and every time he'd say they needed me on the farm, but maybe next season I'd be able to go.

Thanks to a wrongly delivered missive, I eventually met up with a local chap who agreed to tutor me. He took me travelling after the death of my aunt and uncle, and led me to an old colleague of his who took over when he too passed. They were both religious, and thanks to their teaching and the faith they gave me I’m now a very successful chap. I’m widely travelled, well regarded by the current government and am head of the new Jedi Academy on Yavin 4.

So, basically, school ain’t all that.
(Thu 29th Jan 2009, 16:26, More)

» My sex misconceptions

I believed
when Daddy said he'd kill my kitten if I told.

The kitten got run over and now he's in prison.
(Tue 30th Sep 2008, 16:06, More)