» Worst Record Ever

The Smurfs- Ive got a little puppy
my god, i loved that song

then i didnt

then i broke the CD

then i bought it again
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 19:04, More)

» Irrational Fears

ugh!
i have a disabled sister with Cerebral Palsey so i have grown up around her and her disabled friends. i have no problem with my sister because i live with her but i was and still am shit scared when her friends are around.
(Thu 29th Jan 2004, 10:00, More)

» The Onosecond

my last girlfriend
didnt like the text message i sent her about how i couldnt wait to have a smoke of her manpole

got dumped rather soon after
(Thu 26th May 2005, 16:42, More)

» Job Interviews

had my first job interview on wednesday
got all the usual questions, stumbled my way through em because i hadnt prepared at all.
"And how do you think your friends would describe you?"
"They'd say i was funny, a bit..."
"what kind of funny? funny 'ha ha' or 'funny' funny"
"a bit of both really. i have my own kind of humour, that not many people get....im kinda surreal and weird...kinda."

didnt get the job
(Fri 21st Jan 2005, 18:28, More)

» Best Comebacks

I've been waiting for this one...
once in an arguement against my mate sean i told him he's such a dick head (or something like that, cant remember the insult much) to be given the reply

"AT LEAST I'VE GOT A SKULL!!!"
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 19:57, More)