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scottish baby-faced cat-loving musician

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» Cringe!

Cringeworthy Dad
Aged sweet sixteen, I was over at a new boyfriend's house for the first time. We sat in his bedroom, chatting and listening to our Britpop CDs, before deciding to venture downstairs to the kitchen for a snack.

We were met in the kitchen doorway by his Dad, who uttered the immortal words "Awright son, let's have a sniff o' yer fingers then".
(Wed 3rd Dec 2008, 18:38, More)

» Cringe!

Typo Cringe
I once signed off a Very Important Email to the Head of the Arts Council with the words

Kind retards
(Thu 4th Dec 2008, 10:26, More)

» I'm going to Hell...

Sinful Drink Combo
A Christian boy on my uni course called Chubby Martin once told me I would go to Hell because I was drinking a vodka and orange.

This was the only thing he EVER said to me, yet ten years later he has tried to friend me on facebook three times. No chance, Chubby.
(Fri 12th Dec 2008, 13:12, More)

» Top Tips

in the bathroom
keep a gameboy handy for leisurely shits.
(Thu 4th Dec 2008, 14:29, More)