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» Complaining
An open complaint letter to a house mate
Dear house mate,
Complaint 1: You're excessively loud. Just because you're up at 6am doesn't mean everyone else is. Therefore, there is no need to sing/stomp/slam doors as if it's the middle of the day. The same goes for: just because you crawl in from the pub on a school night and want to watch TV in the wee hours, doesn't mean everyone else wants to listen to shite ITV3 programmes at full volume.
Complaint 2: You steal my food. Buy your own you goddamn thieving pikey. We're not students, you earn more than me, you could afford your own goddamn butter. And it is actual stealing as you don't ask/tell/replace. People go to prison for the act of stealing, does that not tell you something?
Complaint 3: You don't appear to be house trained. Not only do you not know where the kitchen sink is, you don't appear to know where the toilet is either as you're aim is pretty shit. No pun intended.
Complaint 4: You don't pay your way. You live here but you don't appear to think you have to pay for it like the rest of us. Wrong. (I've also just heard you have a hissy fit about not wanting to be the 'keeper of the house bank account' - suck it up, you live here too, someone has to look after it, but not me as I'm not making up for your short fall every month.)
Complaint 5: You have a way of thinking you're not the problem. When any of these issues are raised you're really good at arguing why you're not in the wrong. Wrong again.
The sad thing is that you are in your late 20s. I almost want to have a chat with your mother to find out what went wrong.
Two fingers up from your extremely irritated house mate.
(Thu 2nd Sep 2010, 21:33, More)
An open complaint letter to a house mate
Dear house mate,
Complaint 1: You're excessively loud. Just because you're up at 6am doesn't mean everyone else is. Therefore, there is no need to sing/stomp/slam doors as if it's the middle of the day. The same goes for: just because you crawl in from the pub on a school night and want to watch TV in the wee hours, doesn't mean everyone else wants to listen to shite ITV3 programmes at full volume.
Complaint 2: You steal my food. Buy your own you goddamn thieving pikey. We're not students, you earn more than me, you could afford your own goddamn butter. And it is actual stealing as you don't ask/tell/replace. People go to prison for the act of stealing, does that not tell you something?
Complaint 3: You don't appear to be house trained. Not only do you not know where the kitchen sink is, you don't appear to know where the toilet is either as you're aim is pretty shit. No pun intended.
Complaint 4: You don't pay your way. You live here but you don't appear to think you have to pay for it like the rest of us. Wrong. (I've also just heard you have a hissy fit about not wanting to be the 'keeper of the house bank account' - suck it up, you live here too, someone has to look after it, but not me as I'm not making up for your short fall every month.)
Complaint 5: You have a way of thinking you're not the problem. When any of these issues are raised you're really good at arguing why you're not in the wrong. Wrong again.
The sad thing is that you are in your late 20s. I almost want to have a chat with your mother to find out what went wrong.
Two fingers up from your extremely irritated house mate.
(Thu 2nd Sep 2010, 21:33, More)
» Beautiful Moments, Part Two
Email
The arrival of an email this week that said I had an interview for my dream job. Now all I need is to get the damn thing and I'll also have my second beautiful moment.
(Sun 8th Aug 2010, 19:48, More)
The arrival of an email this week that said I had an interview for my dream job. Now all I need is to get the damn thing and I'll also have my second beautiful moment.
(Sun 8th Aug 2010, 19:48, More)
» Things to do before you die
Simple things
Before I die I would like to:
* Get a good job (after months of searching, still nothing)
* Fall in love with a nice guy and get married to said nice guy
* Live in a lovely house with nice guy
* Produce lovely children with nice guy
* Generally be happy with good job, nice guy and our lovely children in our lovely house.
I don't think this is an awful lot to ask, but apparently it's all pretty hard to get! Failing that, in the meantime I'd just settle for employment...
(Thu 14th Oct 2010, 15:51, More)
Simple things
Before I die I would like to:
* Get a good job (after months of searching, still nothing)
* Fall in love with a nice guy and get married to said nice guy
* Live in a lovely house with nice guy
* Produce lovely children with nice guy
* Generally be happy with good job, nice guy and our lovely children in our lovely house.
I don't think this is an awful lot to ask, but apparently it's all pretty hard to get! Failing that, in the meantime I'd just settle for employment...
(Thu 14th Oct 2010, 15:51, More)
» Things to do before you die
First page!
It'll do till I become first.
(Thu 14th Oct 2010, 13:38, More)
First page!
It'll do till I become first.
(Thu 14th Oct 2010, 13:38, More)
» Lies that got out of control
Artistic talent
I used to trace pictures of Jem (off of Jem and the Holograms), take them into school and pretend I'd drawn them freehand. I was only about eight or nine at the time. I think I impressed my school friends, but looking back I can see why the teachers may not have believed me. Even now I have no idea why I did that!
Oh, and I once snipped a hole in my school pinafore (again, v young at the time) but told my mum I'd fallen over. I can now see why perhaps she didn't believe me.
(Sat 14th Aug 2010, 11:49, More)
Artistic talent
I used to trace pictures of Jem (off of Jem and the Holograms), take them into school and pretend I'd drawn them freehand. I was only about eight or nine at the time. I think I impressed my school friends, but looking back I can see why the teachers may not have believed me. Even now I have no idea why I did that!
Oh, and I once snipped a hole in my school pinafore (again, v young at the time) but told my mum I'd fallen over. I can now see why perhaps she didn't believe me.
(Sat 14th Aug 2010, 11:49, More)